Lexx Season 3 quotes

Stan

Can I ask you a question? It's only a hypothetical one. Okay, look, I was just wondering... Suppose someone cared about somebody else, y'know, really, really cared and that someone else was in trouble. BAD trouble, and it were meant that they were gonna have to be killed. And the only way to stop them from being killed was to kill somebody else, or some other people. Do you think it'd be wrong to do that?

Kai

How many other people would he have to kill?

Stan

Oh, a few... a relatively large few... sort of.

I care about Mr Deatholicious.

Xev

But Kai's a guy, and you're a guy too.

I'm NOT a guy.

Stan

No, he's a homo-robot head.

I am NOT.

Stan

Then what are ya?

I am a robot head in love with a dead man.

What is that?

Kai

The end of all of your problems... almost.

Kai

They all forgive you and will try harder to make you fit in.

I'm sick of hearing all of their crap! 'It's okay, Fifi, you'll score next time, it's the best two out of three!', forget about it. I'm sick of it. I'll tell ya this though, I play to win. And this time, you guys are the big losers and I'm the winner! Y'know why? Because I got all of these moths, and I'm gonna fly away from this total never-ending boredom! C'mon, how many times can you play that stupid game anyway? So... SO LONG, SUCKERS!

Xev

I don't think so, Stanley! We are not going to kill people we don't already know and we are not going to kill Kai more than we already know, you hear me?

Stan

That 'rolling' thing... I didn't know you could do that.

Xev

Neither did I. Must be the cluster lizard in me.

Fifi, you are a small-minded, self-centred, vindictive, perfectly evil human being.

Oooh, harsh.

That is why I like you.

Kai

I cannot swim.

Bunny

You can't...?

Kai

No. I cannot float.

Stan

Oh, and err... Are they open-minded? Sexually speaking...?

Bunny

Well, on Boomtown everybody has sex. ALL the time.

Stan

All the time? Hm!

Bunny

Uh huh, night and day - it's a non-stop sex city. That's what they do there. (Sees Stan going red) Are you okay, Stanley?

Kai

Are you trying to seduce me?

Bunny

Yes...

Kai

The dead cannot be seduced.

Bunny

I don't understand.

Kai

Bunny. I am dead.

Bunny

No you're not!

Kai

Yes, I am. [Kai reattaches his hand]

Bunny

That's a neat trick. Do other parts of you perform that well?

Xev

No. Other parts do not perform at all. You'll have to get your satisfaction elsewhere.

Kai

Likewise, Xev.

Kai

There should be a lot of children.

Bunny

What are children?

Kai

Children result from sex.

Bunny

Fun results from sex.

Kai

Sex is considered to be fun, but also has other complications. One of which is children.

Bunny

Not here on Boomtown. It's just fun and that's all.'

Bunny

You want me, don't you?

Kai

The dead do not get frustrated. The dead do not have wants. The dead are simply dead.

Will we attack them with the one moth we do have?

No! We will not! I will.

Are we going to run?

To where?

To safety?

We have a common enemy. We should be fighting together against Water. Not with each other.

Yes. All Fire must fight together, united under a single ruler against a common enemy.

But that is already so. Fire is my planet. I am its Prince.

[opening the balcony doors, showing Prince's city in the distance] Look. A tree doth fall.

A king without a crown. A prince without a town.

Alive, he is no threat. Dead, he will come back to haunt us.