What the hell are you doing?
[With a wrench in hand] I'm hacking.
Well, stop it! Just...step back
She's [Parker] on the roof with the guy we just spent the last four days driving crazy.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
DDodgson
Am I dreaming now or was I dreaming then?
Which answer gets you down here with me?
I'm not Patience! Patience is dead! Okay? She's dead, and it sucks, and that's the way it is. But you're alive. You're here.
DDodgson
You don't under... you don't understand. She was the only one who... I'm alone.
I don't understand? I had somebody. I lost someone once okay? And I thought I was alone too. But you know what? I wasn't. People thought I was crazy, but I never was. I never was. And neither are you. You're not alone. You're own people sent us because they care about you.
DDodgson
I never wanted any this. I just... I didn't want the business or the legacy. I just wanted to make things.
What happened to Patience wasn't your fault. But what happens next is. It's your life, Charlie. It's your choice. Make something.
Yeah, so, the con failed...technically.
The con didn't fail. The con worked.
If by "worked," you mean completely fell apart.
Huh? Sorry, which one of us is the grifter? I'm telling you, we pulled off The White Rabbit successfully.
Pulled off The White Rabbit successf... How so?
Well The White Rabbit is about taking the truth, whats underneath, and bringing it out.
Without breaking the Mark in the process..
Every grift is an exchange, the trick is to give enough to hold the Mark, but not so much that you get pulled over with him.
Parker, huh?
Parker.
(Walking up to the group) We good?
You tell us.
Yeah, we're good.
There’s the full nondisclosure agreement that Kristin’s required to sign in order to get her settlement. That thing’s 100 pages longer than the one you sign for the CIA. The winery’s just trying to get her to shut up.
And how did you get your hands on the CIA contract?
You ask too many questions.
Nate, I'm going in. [to herself] I'm Intern Parker. Intern Parker.
[At Leverage HQ, Nate turns to Sophie]
Yeah, we've, uh, we've been working on her long con abilities, you know, internalizing the character more.
[later]
Is Intern Parker working for free?
She's just a character, Parker.
Yeah. But I know what Intern Parker's worth is. And Intern Parker deserves a fair wage for her labor!
[to Sophie] Yeah, you might want to dial that back a little bit, yeah.
Dial it back, yeah. Thinking so.
If his wine collection is the collateral, let's make the collection worthless.
The bank finds out the collection's a fraud, Madigan loses the winery.
Yeah, we just take a 200-year-old bottle of grape juice and turn it into Two-Buck Chuck.
Let's go fake a bottle.
MMan
Here’s the computer you ordered.
My precious.
(Parker looks disgruntled)
You... I mean you. You’re my precious.
[Seeing Leonard chew out a worker]
He's got a very punchable face.
Yeah, I noticed that.
Age of the geek, baby... I am the Grape Gatsby.
MMadigan
Look. This is the real bottle.
Yeah, yes, yes, I’m sure you’re right. I just... You know, wine fraud is a pernicious business. My ex-boyfriend, ah. He turned out to be a big disappointment. Half his collection was fake.
Make the man doubt his own wine and his manhood? Damn.
I like that camera. Could shove a cat in that camera.
I'll taste it.
Oh, that's my masterpiece right there.
[Sophie takes a sip and nearly spits it out]
Wine as sweet as my orange soda.
My teeth ache!
[on comm] Okay, guys, so here's the thing. All wine bottled after 1947 have trace amounts of radioactivity. Cesium isotopes from atmospheric nuclear testing
Where did you get radioactive cesium?
The things I do for Nate.
[Flashback of Hardison escaping the Richmond Nuclear Reservation]
If it’s radioactive, then why are we drinking it?
Oh, come on now, it’s safe. There are trace amounts of cesium everywhere... On you, on me... Everywhere but old wine. Which is why Hardison dipped the auditor’s gloves into a slurry containing the isotope.
So I'm radioactive? Why don't I have superpowers?
Babe, we all feel cheated.
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