Parker, Nate and others in “Unfinished Business”

Parker

If it’s radioactive, then why are we drinking it?

Oh, come on now, it’s safe. There are trace amounts of cesium everywhere... On you, on me... Everywhere but old wine. Which is why Hardison dipped the auditor’s gloves into a slurry containing the isotope.

Parker

So I'm radioactive? Why don't I have superpowers?

Babe, we all feel cheated.