BButler
I'm sorry, what are you doing in my room?
So, the butler did it.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
So let me get this straight. You stole not one, but two paintings, one of which you spent the entire day trying to convince me you did not steal, all because your girlfriend here, an unrepentant, inveterate, professional liar...
That's uncalled for.
Well.
...told you, with no evidence whatsoever, that Ma Mystere was fake. Now you're so sure that she's right, that you not only think that this painting is a fake, but every other Mettier that was in the house, the entire collection, is also fake?
That's right.
Arrest them both.
On what charge?
Theft?
We brought you back the paintings.
Obstructing an investigation.
We're helping you with your investigation.
Being annoying and crazy!
Well, that's not a crime. Since when was that a crime?
No, it's not.
Sterling: I DON'T CARE!
And despite your efforts to drop off the map, I now know your new base of operations. Everything is sunshine and rainbows.
[After finding the true Ma Mystere]
He vowed it would never be seen by the world till after my death.
So we're gonna steal it.
Of course we are, darling.
CCaroline
Can I get a “good morning, Value!More”?
WWorkers
Good morning, Value!More!
CCaroline
And who’s Value!More?
WWorkers
We’re Value!More!
CCaroline
And what’s Value!More?
WWorkers
The best!
This reminds me of North Korea.
Come on, Eliot, shake it. Give me some soul!
Are you dancing? I hate you.
Eliot, so where'd you find these people?
Two words: "free beer."
Zachary, what's the first basic rule of improv?
ZZachary
Always say yes and keep the scene moving forward.
Good, and the second?
ZZachary
Don't block?
Exactly. Now, everybody, forget all that. Synchronize your watches; we're saying 'no' and we're blocking.
We haven't even made a dent. I'm beginning to think we can't destroy this store.
You're right. We can't. But Caroline can.
All right, people, place your bets, 100 bucks gets you in.
I'm in. Five minutes.
She'll go seven.
I say three minutes
I'm under two.
Everybody that got laid off has a job.
What about the building?
I heard an anonymous donor put in a bid for it. He said he's gonna turn it into a theater for the local high school.
The arts are vastly underfunded in this country, don't you think?
You sly old dog.
What's the White Rabbit?
It's the ungriftable grift, it's impossible.
Yeah, but we do the impossible.
(just hit Parker with his car for the con) What are you doing? That was way to close!
(Giving a thumbs up) Had to make it look real! Was it good?
Let's go steal a dream.
You're all plans and clockwork. This con is unpredictable. It can break a mark. It can break a grifter. It can break a team.
Stop taking stuff.
Hey, what about this? Should I take this? (holds up a red t shirt)
HEHardison and Eliot
Put it back.
Intel. We're not here to steal.
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