NNate
Functioning alcoholic! Functioning! She always leaves that part out. And speaking of leaving...
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No, I didn't abandon them to gad about, I just...I faked my own death and went on a voyage of self-discovery.
NNate
[laughs] God complex...What does that even mean?
Shrew? Shrew?! Shrew?!
NNate
Now that, that right there, that's a lie. I love foreplay.
[After being seen tackling Doug]:
He copped to stealing office supplies. Three cases of sticky notes.
Nobody throws Hardison off a roof... except maybe me... no. [considers]
Hey, and it is a valid strategy.
It’s not strategy, man, it’s just annoying when you bet every hand.
NNate
No, no, no, this. No, no, guys.
Oh, come on. Your father had a poker game for 30 years. Police, criminals at the same table. This is good for you.
NNate
(laughs) Yeah, yes, I want to be like my father. Good insight, Sophie.
Living in your own head, Nate, the only conversation you have is with your crew, that ain’t right.
Yeah, name one person you can have a conversation with who isn’t on this team.
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And don’t say Maggie.
Look, I got my friends, my buddies from the service. I mean, hell, even Hardison’s got his little… internet friends, even though they’re all elves and gnomes --
They’re orcs, I said orcs, man, you just don’t listen.
You remember Peggy from that jury duty job? Technically, she’s Alice’s friend, but --
HEHardison, Eliot and Sophie
You’re Alice.
NNate
You’re Alice, actually.
She moved here from Boston last year so we've been doing brunch and other normal people stuff.
And we're very proud of you.
Well, brunch isn't hard. I mean, there are forks.
You know that thing you do when you fix whatever I'm doing wrong?
You mean advice?
Umm hmm.
[later]
Wait, you haven't fixed me yet!
I just uploaded some photos to my sky drive. Can you run that face thing that tells you if people are bad?
You mean the one that took me six knockdown, drag-out months to hack?
Yeah.
Girl, I’m trying to prove my manhood with my boys. You know what I’m saying? With my boys.
Please?
H-hang on.
Hardison, you in or out?
What? (pulls up Parker’s SkyDrive on his laptop and runs facial recognition software) Oh, oh, okay. Parker, Craig Mattingly. He’s wanted for burglary and grand larceny in a whole bunch of countries. He is trouble. And he he’s got some strikingly good features, squared-up jaw and everything. P-Parker, what are you doing with this guy?
Thanks. You’re the best.
Wait. Parker, wait. I –
(holds up a badge) Secret service alias. I’m here to protect high-level dignitaries. I’ll bring you in as my deputy.
You’re serious? I don’t think so.
Suit yourself.
(Tara moves to the doorman and shows him her badge)
DDoorman
Thank you, special agent.
(Sophie moves up next to an older man in line and puts her arm around his shoulders)
Agency sent me.
Russian escort? So three years ago.
(Two seconds later... Sophie and Russian are standing near the bar)
Hey, you want I call Yuri from downstairs? He was Golden Glove boxer. Now go! Go!
(Russian walks away. Tara joins Sophie)
Why so harsh?
So much for a night of unbridled debauchery.
Oh, boo-hoo. Just last Wednesday, you were sipping champagne on a G4 with a racing car driver.
Yes, who thinks I'm heir to the Pillsbury fortune. Any guess how long that'll last?
Whatever happened to the nice chef in Lyon with the fabulous silver hair?
Oh, no. He thinks I'm a professional golfer, or banker, I keep forgetting. I got so many lies, I have to store them on my phone.
The lament of the grifter. Who really knows us?
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