Leverage · Season 1
What?
Is that…Is that mascara? Dude, you got on guy-liner, man. And the leather pants, what the—
This is, listen, this is fashion-y.
If you're Steven Seagal.
[Tara chuckles. Annoyed, Eliot tears the scarf off and walks away]
Don't. Don't!
Not everybody can rock the scarf.
I was gonna say Steven Tyler, but Seagal works. [Chuckles again]
Nate Ford is arrogant, he's condescending, he just doesn't listen.
Nate's having trouble communicating? I'm shocked.
Just give it some time, Tara. You owe me.
All right, fine. But if he pulls this whole man-of-mystery crap again, I'm gonna kick his ass. And the whole "I'm sexy because I'm broken" thing only goes so far.
I know, right—Wait, what?
I got to go.
What do you mean, sexy? [Cut off]
[slapping hands together] How am I supposed to find soy candles on such a short notice?
[punctuating each word with a point] Farmers. Market.
And for what it's worth, Sophie was right. You guys are the best I've ever seen.
I know.
But no one in this world is as good as you think you are.
Is that Mistress Corra McRory?
I don't believe we've met, Mr.?
Mark Doyle. This is Liam. This is Liam's brother.
Why don't we just send her to the police? I mean, I don't use them, but this is what they're for, right?
What kind of crook was your dad?
Parker, you just…
He ran numbers.
Let me get this straight. So, you—you stop stealing, you stop drinking, and you moved upstairs from a thief bar?
He did. I-I get that. You don't get that? Why does nobody else get that?
What are we supposed to do, steal the wake?
Whoa, have some respect. Borrow the wake, to save the bar.
[After Hardison fakes a weather report wearing some borrowed clothes]
Is that my jacket?
You know what, man? You're lucky I'm not wearing your underwear. And the next time y'all call me, it better be for something easy. Like faking a moon landing.
Whoa! Yeah, baby! Yeah! That's what I'm talking about right there! Yeah!
Okay, I didn't realize you were quite that into basketball.
Ba—Basketball? Woman, we just pulled off 'the Wire' in the time it takes to get a pizza delivered. This is a big win. Big. They gonna talk about this one.
Using the Liams' cell phone, able to map the GPS fingerprints of their recent calls and analyze their patterns and movements throughout the city—
Led us to a warehouse. We're in it now.
Wai— I-I'm sorry? Led you—Led you to the warehouse? I had two cell phones in two minutes. Do you know who else can do what I do? CIA, MI6, and me.
I want him walking out of here with nothing.
You do realize this is insane?
Wow, you didn't say impossible. You're, uh…You're softening.
She warned me you were a drunk.
Yeah, well it's different than before. Before I used to think I was okay when I was drunk.
And now?
Now…[pours another glass]…I know I'm not okay.
[Sterling walks into McRory's Bar and comes up behind Eliot]
Eliot, I'm gonna ask you not to do anything violent.
What... what are you talking about? I only use violence as a, as a, as an appropriate response.
Hello, Nate.
[Eliot stands up, spins around, clocks Sterling with a right hook to the jaw, and starts kicking his ass around the bar; Hardison bribes the bartender not to call the police, and Parker grins]
And this is…?
James Sterling. We used to work together. Insurance.
He seems to rub Eliot the wrong way.
You think?
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