NNate
You guys break into the vault before Hardison does so the Russians think he's doing it.
Why not? He's been taking credit for my work all day anyway.
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I had court-side seats! Tell Hardison when this is over I'm gonna break his friggin' arm!
NNate
[to Hardison over the comm] Eliot says 'Hi'.
There's no way Hardison's gonna be able to break into that vault.
What is Hardison gonna do?
NNate
Hardison's gonna pretend to break into the vault.
Yeah, well, hopefully the Russians will only pretend to kill him!
[Eliot is posing as store security, Hardison is posing as a British thief hired by Russians, who are watching them from outside]
[as Hardison pretends to punch him to the floor] Next time, I play the thief.
I'd like to hear you do an accent.
[irritated, as he takes another punch] I'd like to hear you do an accent!
TCTara Carlisle
I checked you out, Mr. Ford. Half my sources say you're a vicious thief. The other half claim you're some sort of high-tech vigilante.
NNate
I like that. I should put that on my card.
There's a process to get Ruth Walton justice. It's called the probate court.
NNate
Right, the probate court, where Ruth will walk in with a sad story and no executed will? Yeah, let me know how that goes for you.
Either I'm in, or Ruth is out. It's your choice. [Leaves]
NNate
They're gonna hate this.
[Later]
I hate this.
You do not let Vicki Vale into the Batcave! Ever!
She checks out. Civil rights lawyer. Does a lot of pro bono work. Collects lost causes like kittens.
Well, she's honest.
Crusader. Incorruptible…
[Tara steps out of the car and waves at them]
…And one sexy librarian.
Man, I hope you got a plan "B" or "F" or something in the first half of the alphabet.
OOrson
Blanchert said to keep it to ourselves because the mob was involved. That's all I know, I swear. I don't want to die in a prison riot. Please, call off your dogs!
GGuard
Sorry, P.J. Time's up.
NNate
Right, so Blanchard paid the mob $50,000 to kill someone named George Gilbert for Kimball. This should be an interesting meeting.
What dog? Do I have dogs?
You can't pretend to be a lawyer in a courtroom.
NNate
Well, stick around. I'm about to practice medicine too.
[After finding out who Tara really is]
So you help out by lying to us?
TCTara Cole
I wanted to see just how good you really are, and show you just how good I am. You could consider it my audition.
I bet you're not even a lawyer.
Aw, Sophie was right. You are adorable.
Look, we didn't get along when we first started. And Eliot, how long did it take before you trusted me? Hmm? Eliot, you do trust me, don't you?
That's not the point, Sophie.
The last time one of you tried to grift, you wound up kidnapped by Russians.
That's this brother right here.
Hardison.
Uh, we, we still can't let that go?
Listen to me. Tara Cole is the best. I wouldn't have sent her if I didn't trust her, and I know you're going to love her. So just…just give her a chance.
She is hot.
She's very hot.
Hot.
[everybody looks at Parker]
Warm? Cold? Why are we staring?
[laying out the first part of the con]
NNate
We need a Caprina. [walks away]
W-what is that…So he just says things and walks away?
Yeah, you're gonna have to get used to that.
OK, she's on the hook.
NNate
Great. Let's go steal a fashion show.
"Steal a fashion-" Does he always talk like that?
You're on comms.
NNate
You do know I can hear you.
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