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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[to Maggie] It's your first time being a fugitive so I made you a bag.

Thank you, Parker. [to Nate] It's not that I don't appreciate getting out of jail. I just can't live my life a fugitive!

But you're not a fugitive.

Passports, money, lock-picks…

You were released, not broken out.

Toothpaste, explosives. Do not mix these up.

Thank you, Parker. But you released me to run. I'm not going anywhere until my name is cleared.

Right, right, and that's what I'm here to do! To get the egg back and clear your name!

But you're clearing my name with thieves! No offense, Parker.

[confused] At what?

[Hardison suggests a vacation to Parker]

Two weeks in Tokyo. We'd have a great time.

What are we stealing?

We don't steal anything. We'd be tourists.

Not following you.

[later on]

So, I took your advice and did the whole touristy thing. Went to the museum, and it was amazing.

You see?

Yeah. They have a Guardian T-840 Security System. I've only seen those things in books. And the motion detectors—ooh, gorgeous! Six digital receptors. Six!

What about the paintings?

What about the paintings?

I got this one.

Really? What're gonna say to him? 'Cause we got no cover story. We've got no background on this cat.

Okay. That's it then. I won't say anything. Really. Not one word. Just, when he turns around and looks at you, do that thing with your eyes that scares people.

What? I don't know what you're talking about—

[Smiling] Oh, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

[via vid-cam] The Marketplace is a one-time event. Crops up in a city after an important piece has been stolen. You should have seen Stockholm after the Rembrandt heist. Parking was a bloody nightmare.

I was lying to you for your own good.

Quick little hint for your next marriage. That excuse does not fly with any woman on Earth.

[As Alexander in puking in the garbage]

Don't worry. First bomb's always the hardest.

[After Eliot explains how he beat Sam's double-cross.]

Its 101, man. After that, you don't have to be rocket scientist to figure it out.

[Impressed] You know, people underestimate you, Eliot.

That's kind of the point.

[After hearing that Sterling was invited to join Interpol for 'recovering' the egg]

Interpol? Seriously?!

Sterling's career gets another boost off of our hard work.

We didn't even get paid.

Nope.

I hate this guy.

[Eliot clicks her glass bottle with his]

Now you're part of the team.

There's Irish whiskey in that coffee, isn't there?

Yeah. Little bit. Sorry.

It's not the liquor that worries me. It's the fact that you're hiding it in your coffee cup. Nate…I meant what I said before. I really like the man that you've become. Too bad you don't.

So what do we do now?

Cut off his arms. And his head. Yeah. I wanna kill him. Can we make that happen?

Yeah, I can…I mean, I could…

Or we could give him exactly what he wants…and then make the world think that he's the greatest psychic that ever lived, and then in front of the network and his audience, we destroy him.

How do we do that?

We go and steal the future.

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