Leverage · Season 1
[At Sophie's "funeral"]
See any suspects?
No one jumps out at me.
Me neither. What makes you so sure they're gonna show up?
Listen, when you go through the trouble of killing someone the likes of Sophie Devereaux, you make sure they're dead.
Not much of a turnout, is there?
You're dead. You're not supposed to care.
[After meeting Marcus Starke]
Friend of yours?
Well, if by that you mean murderous, treacherous, backstabber, then yes.
Thought so. Seems like your type.
[Parker is staring intently at Sophie]
Stop it.
It's like you're haunting us.
Parker, I'm not really dead. [Parker reaches to check her pulse] I'm not dead!
[As Sophie is telling the crew about her time with Marcus]
Nate, remember? Remember that great run in Moscow?
That great run? I chased you for three months.
Well, uh, technically, you chased us. Sorry.
Are you saying that…you saw other teams before us?
So really he was just another Nate, before Nate.
[To Nate] Let me ask you a question. What bugs you more, is it the fact that he was with Sophie first or that he outsmarted you?
[beat]
Moving on.
Those were some nice things you said at my funeral.
We trust Nate to make sure the plan works. We trust you to make sure we're all okay.
If you know about us, then you would know to get out of my city.
It's still your city, Nate. I…I'm just gonna take her out for one night of cheap fun. I'll get her back to you in the morning.
[Hardison and Cha0s jump out of their vans and stare each other down a la High Noon]
Cha0s. I heard you were in jail. Guess I was wrong.
Hardison. I heard you sucked. Guess I was right.
You were scared to fight a girl.
She'd mop the floor with you, Hardison.
I don't care.
Seriously, she actually killed a guy once with a mop. It's a funny story, actually. She broke the mop and took…
We know their strengths, we know their weaknesses—
No, no, no, I have noted a distinct lack of weaknesses!
I can top that. [Shows a scar on her shoulder] Frag grenade, Somalia.
[Rolls up his sleeve] Myanmar. Sniper.
I was a sniper in Myanmar for awhile.
[Nervously] When?
2003.
You're the closest thing I've ever had to a real friend and, and…I've never heard you say my real name. How sad is that?
So tell me.
Let me… Let me finish burying Sophie first. Finish burying the rest of them…until all that's left is me. Just me.
Go to Nate's storage cupboard. You're gonna find a sexy little mini-dress and my emergency Jimmy Choos.
Jimmy who? You have a body in Nate's closet?
Shoes, Parker!
The Iceman cometh.
All right, nice work guys. Tomorrow when he [Kerrity] shows up with the diamonds, state police will be there.
Why, so they can arrest Hardison's ego?
Be cool, baby. Ice cool.
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