Sophie quotes from Leverage

[to Sophie] Rob Perry.

Sophie

Sophie Devereaux. Ooh, watch those hands, Mr. Perry.

I’m in a wheelchair, I’m not blind.

What I did before, nobody got hurt.

Sophie

I stole paintings.

Parker

I never hurt anybody, either.

Eliot

I actually hurt people, so…

Sophie

When men are telling the truth, they're not looking me in the eye. A man only ever looks a woman in the eye when he's making the effort to lie to her.

Eliot

Well, you can't argue with that.

Noted and filed.

How's Washington?

Sophie

Villains, con-men, wolves in sheep's clothing. Felt right at home.

Sophie

I don’t know, what is it, two, three hundred million in US currency? What’s it doing in Iraq?

We sent it there.

Eliot

What?

Beginning of the Iraq War, my old company helped insure the largest currency transfer in history. Billions and billions in ones, fives and twenties, all cash. Sent to Iraq for reconstruction.

Eliot

Bribes.

As needed. Nine billion went missing.

Sophie

Wait, billion? With a ‘b’? Nine billion dollars of US taxpayer money just disappeared.

Sophie

I'd never thought I'd say this, ever, but that is just way too much money to steal.

No, you're not going to steal it. You don't remember? You're the good guys now! You're gonna give it back.

Dr. Laroque

Is this stolen?

Sophie

Not anymore.

Dr. Laroque

What are we supposed to do with it?

Sophie

Pay for Corporal Perry’s rehab.

And some other guys’ rehabs.

Parker

Pretty much whatever you want.

Doc, a cute blonde shows up with a couple million dollars, I say we take the win. Thank you.

Eliot

Corporal, Thank you. Thank you.

Dr. Laroque

The world doesn't work this way.

So change the world.

Eliot

I can’t believe you gave all your money away. You didn’t buy yourself anything.

Oh, I bought a car.

Probably a station wagon.

An electric car.

Eliot

Of course.

Sophie

How sweet. Do you have to wind it up?

Uh, just trying to be responsible.

Responsible? You know it sucks being the good guys, right?

You haven’t figured it out yet, have you? Just cause you’re the good guys now, doesn’t mean you can’t have a little fun along the way!

Parker

Woo hoo.

Sophie

Oh boy, midlife crisis.

Eliot

Absolutely.

Definitely midlife.

Parker

Totally midlife crisis.

Parker

I think I have a fever. Can I be excused from this one?

Sophie

Oh. Come here. Let me feel your head.

No, don't -- don't feel her. Why do you--what--what's the deal? W-what we--

Parker

I once saw a horse kill a clown. I just really don't like horses.

Sophie

Bob, this is Alan Foss the investor from New York.

Oh, yeah, the one whose, uh, stable burned down, right? You're the guy who had the stable burn down, all those horses are--? Yeah, well, I know you're new around here and everything, so why don't I just give you a little tip? Don't let your stable burn down, there, boss. Why don't we play some cards?

Parker

Is it true Sterling spent three days in the trunk of a car waiting to catch someone?

No, no.

Sophie

It was five.

Parker

What?

Sophie

Look, I'm not saying that he's better than you were, but--

"Were"? Wh-I-I'm sorry.

Eliot

Go ahead. I know you're itching to say something.

Sophie

I like Aimee. I do. I mean it. I like you both. I just--you know, I don't know what comes of chasing the past, you know, Eliot?

Eliot

Yeah, well, Sophie, sweetie, I don't think you and Nate get to serve me that particular meal.

Sophie

Ouch.

[to Eliot] Okay, listen. I am not gonna jeopardize the rest of the team because you have something to prove to your high-school sweetheart. It's just not gonna happen.

Sophie

Oh, and you're not trying to prove something to Sterling? You're not trying to prove something to the world every time we help somebody out? We're all trying to prove something, just being here with you.

[to Eliot] If it gets too close, I will pull the plug and you will walk away, and that will be that. [to Sophie] And you--who do you have someone to prove to?

Sophie

Myself...you arrogant son of a bitch.

Eliot

Hey. Sophie's here. What do I tell her?

Anything but the truth.

Sophie

Hey.

Eliot

Hey.

Sophie

Thank you so much for coming to my play last night.

Eliot

Oh.

Parker

Last night was awesome.

Sophie

Thanks, Parker.

Parker

Yeah, it was like a horror movie. Attention must be paaiidd.

Mm! How great were you? I mean, they ought to call it, uh, "Death of a Saleswoman." What a great commentary on the glass ceiling for women in corporate America.

Sophie

Nate, I-I played the part as a man.

Yes, and brilliantly.

Sophie

Thanks.