Sophie quotes from Leverage

Hey, hey. What is this? I thought we were supposed to be, uh, finding Moreau.

Sophie

This is more important.

More important? We don't find Moreau, I might go back to prison forever.

Sophie

Oh, shush. You did fine in prison the first time.

Eliot

You got in shape.

Parker

Yeah, you look good in a jumpsuit.

[Upset] Learned how to hypnotize people.

Sophie

When I started telling them about one of my finest jobs ever...

Eliot

But I know she's lying.

She's a grifter. It's her job.

Parker

Wait, I'm confused. Now, she's lying about lying?

Sophie

It was en route. That's like stealing my mail.

Parker

What, is stealing mail a crime?

Parker

Oops.

Parker

Nate.

[Grinning] I think you're all forgetting to ask yourself one simple, crucial question.

Eliot

What?!

Well the question is who is the insurance company for the dagger of Aqu'abi?

Sophie

No...

Eliot

You've got to be kidding me.

Ah, man.

Do you want to go to London?

Sophie

Let's go steal an auction.

It's just a title nobody holds.

Parker

And does it come with a castle?

Sophie

Sometimes, yeah.

Good guess.

Sophie

It's not really a guess when it's that good, is it?

The name of this con is called "The Mummy's Tiara."

Come on, man, that can't be real.

Parker

Am I gonna have to steal a corpse again?

Parker

Great. Let's get him.

There's a problem. Struck a deal with the Feds. He's protected.

What are you-- What-- What's the smile? What are you smiling at? What is that?

Sophie

Ah, oh no. No, no, no.

Oh, yeah. Let's go steal a federal witness.

Sophie

You watch hockey fights, alone, at night, in your room?

Eliot

Yeah. You never know if you're gonna have to fight a guy on ice.

Sophie

Who is this?

Hello, Sophie. It's the Grinch who stole Christmas.

Sophie

Cha0s.

Long time, no try to kill you.

Eliot

You bought us gifts?

Sophie

Oh, I wouldn't say that, exactly. We, ah, obtained.

Parker

Who taught you how to drive?

Sophie

Taxi driver in Istanbul.

Parker

[grins] I like it.

We got to get on that freight car.

Parker

I have an idea.

Sophie

Am I gonna hate it?

Parker

No, but he is.

Parker

You got an idea?

Yeah.

Parker

Am I gonna hate it?

No, but I am.

No, no, no. This guy's awful.

Sophie

I have to agree with Nate. And you know how much I hate doing that.

Sophie

Nate, I have to say, of all the deceitful, unprincipled, corrupt things I've done in my entire life, nothing's as bad as--

Politics?

Sophie

I can't even say it.