Sophie quotes from Leverage

Eliot

He's fine. We practically had to beg him to come back, all right? He's not drinking, he's at the top of his game. I gotta be honest with you, I can't even believe we pulled this one off.

Sophie

Well, that's the problem. He keeps winning. Every time he wins, he believes a little bit more that he can control…life.

Eliot

It's what gets him through the day.

Sophie

What happens when he loses? Last time he lost, it broke him. He breaks again, I don't think even we could pick up the pieces.

Parker

Is that C4?

Sophie

Ohh, Parker! Please don't poke at the motion-sensitive bomb.

Sophie

Not much of a turnout, is there?

You're dead. You're not supposed to care.

Friend of yours?

Sophie

Well, if by that you mean murderous, treacherous, backstabber, then yes.

Thought so. Seems like your type.

Sophie

Stop it.

Parker

It's like you're haunting us.

Sophie

Parker, I'm not really dead. [Parker reaches to check her pulse] I'm not dead!

Sophie

Nate, remember? Remember that great run in Moscow?

That great run? I chased you for three months.

Sophie

Well, uh, technically, you chased us. Sorry.

Are you saying that…you saw other teams before us?

Parker

So really he was just another Nate, before Nate.

Eliot

[To Nate] Let me ask you a question. What bugs you more, is it the fact that he was with Sophie first or that he outsmarted you?

Moving on.

Sophie

Those were some nice things you said at my funeral.

We trust Nate to make sure the plan works. We trust you to make sure we're all okay.

Sophie

You're the closest thing I've ever had to a real friend and, and…I've never heard you say my real name. How sad is that?

So tell me.

Sophie

Let me… Let me finish burying Sophie first. Finish burying the rest of them…until all that's left is me. Just me.

Sophie

Go to Nate's storage cupboard. You're gonna find a sexy little mini-dress and my emergency Jimmy Choos.

Parker

Jimmy who? You have a body in Nate's closet?

Sophie

Shoes, Parker!

Sophie

Look, we didn't get along when we first started. And Eliot, how long did it take before you trusted me? Hmm? Eliot, you do trust me, don't you?

Eliot

That's not the point, Sophie.

Sophie

The last time one of you tried to grift, you wound up kidnapped by Russians.

Eliot

That's this brother right here.

Parker

Hardison.

Uh, we, we still can't let that go?

Sophie

Listen to me. Tara Cole is the best. I wouldn't have sent her if I didn't trust her, and I know you're going to love her. So just…just give her a chance.

Eliot

She is hot.

She's very hot.

Parker

Hot.

Parker

Warm? Cold? Why are we staring?

Tara

Nate Ford is arrogant, he's condescending, he just doesn't listen.

Sophie

Nate's having trouble communicating? I'm shocked.

Sophie

Just give it some time, Tara. You owe me.

Tara

All right, fine. But if he pulls this whole man-of-mystery crap again, I'm gonna kick his ass. And the whole "I'm sexy because I'm broken" thing only goes so far.

Sophie

I know, right—Wait, what?

Tara

I got to go.

Sophie

What do you mean, sexy? [Cut off]

Sophie. You came back.

Sophie

Well...you needed me.

Guys, no. I committed a crime, I got caught, and now I am gonna serve my time.

Sophie

Nate, what kind of world would it be if everybody that committed a silly little crime went to prison, huh? Complete madness.

Sophie

[pointing at drink] So how's that going for you?

Thanks for asking. Good. What I realized is that I tried being a drunk honest man, a sober thief. So I am going to try being a drunk thief. Try that for a little while. You not gonna try to save me, are you?

Sophie

You're a thief now. You can save yourself.