A character in Leverage
Played by Beth Riesgraf
Leverage · 1,001 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Leverage: in 331 of its 1,001 quotes
Most scenes with: Hardison (172), Nate (134), Eliot (125)
[Hardison shows off his hacking skills using a cell phone]
ParkerYou picked his pockets without stealing anything. Cool.
It's what I do. A man, a phone, no limits.
A man, a phone, no action. Come on, man, you left that out there like a hanging curveball!
[The team is trying to deal with a bomb sent to Sophie]
ParkerIs that C4?
Ohh, Parker! Please don't poke at the motion-sensitive bomb.
[Parker is staring intently at Sophie]
Stop it.
ParkerIt's like you're haunting us.
Parker, I'm not really dead. [Parker reaches to check her pulse] I'm not dead!
[As Sophie is telling the crew about her time with Marcus]
Nate, remember? Remember that great run in Moscow?
That great run? I chased you for three months.
Well, uh, technically, you chased us. Sorry.
Are you saying that…you saw other teams before us?
ParkerSo really he was just another Nate, before Nate.
[To Nate] Let me ask you a question. What bugs you more, is it the fact that he was with Sophie first or that he outsmarted you?
[beat]
Moving on.
Go to Nate's storage cupboard. You're gonna find a sexy little mini-dress and my emergency Jimmy Choos.
ParkerJimmy who? You have a body in Nate's closet?
Shoes, Parker!
You guys break into the vault before Hardison does so the Russians think he's doing it.
ParkerWhy not? He's been taking credit for my work all day anyway.
ParkerThere's no way Hardison's gonna be able to break into that vault.
What is Hardison gonna do?
Hardison's gonna pretend to break into the vault.
Yeah, well, hopefully the Russians will only pretend to kill him!
[After finding out who Tara really is]
So you help out by lying to us?
I wanted to see just how good you really are, and show you just how good I am. You could consider it my audition.
ParkerI bet you're not even a lawyer.
Aw, Sophie was right. You are adorable.
Look, we didn't get along when we first started. And Eliot, how long did it take before you trusted me? Hmm? Eliot, you do trust me, don't you?
That's not the point, Sophie.
The last time one of you tried to grift, you wound up kidnapped by Russians.
That's this brother right here.
ParkerHardison.
Uh, we, we still can't let that go?
Listen to me. Tara Cole is the best. I wouldn't have sent her if I didn't trust her, and I know you're going to love her. So just…just give her a chance.
She is hot.
She's very hot.
ParkerHot.
[everybody looks at Parker]
ParkerWarm? Cold? Why are we staring?
[laying out the first part of the con]
We need a Caprina. [walks away]
W-what is that…So he just says things and walks away?
ParkerYeah, you're gonna have to get used to that.
[slapping hands together] How am I supposed to find soy candles on such a short notice?
Parker[punctuating each word with a point] Farmers. Market.
ParkerWhat kind of crook was your dad?
Parker, you just…
He ran numbers.
Let me get this straight. So, you—you stop stealing, you stop drinking, and you moved upstairs from a thief bar?
ParkerHe did. I-I get that. You don't get that? Why does nobody else get that?
Parker[to Maggie] It's your first time being a fugitive so I made you a bag.
Thank you, Parker. [to Nate] It's not that I don't appreciate getting out of jail. I just can't live my life a fugitive!
But you're not a fugitive.
ParkerPassports, money, lock-picks…
You were released, not broken out.
ParkerToothpaste, explosives. Do not mix these up.
Thank you, Parker. But you released me to run. I'm not going anywhere until my name is cleared.
Right, right, and that's what I'm here to do! To get the egg back and clear your name!
But you're clearing my name with thieves! No offense, Parker.
Parker[confused] At what?
[Hardison suggests a vacation to Parker]
Two weeks in Tokyo. We'd have a great time.
ParkerWhat are we stealing?
We don't steal anything. We'd be tourists.
ParkerNot following you.
[later on]
ParkerSo, I took your advice and did the whole touristy thing. Went to the museum, and it was amazing.
You see?
ParkerYeah. They have a Guardian T-840 Security System. I've only seen those things in books. And the motion detectors—ooh, gorgeous! Six digital receptors. Six!
What about the paintings?
ParkerWhat about the paintings?
[After hearing that Sterling was invited to join Interpol for 'recovering' the egg]
ParkerInterpol? Seriously?!
Sterling's career gets another boost off of our hard work.
We didn't even get paid.
Nope.
I hate this guy.
[Eliot clicks her glass bottle with his]
Now you're part of the team.
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