[laying out the first part of the con]
We need a Caprina. [walks away]
W-what is that…So he just says things and walks away?
Yeah, you're gonna have to get used to that.
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[laying out the first part of the con]
We need a Caprina. [walks away]
W-what is that…So he just says things and walks away?
Yeah, you're gonna have to get used to that.
OK, she's on the hook.
Great. Let's go steal a fashion show.
"Steal a fashion-" Does he always talk like that?
You're on comms.
You do know I can hear you.
And for what it's worth, Sophie was right. You guys are the best I've ever seen.
I know.
But no one in this world is as good as you think you are.
What kind of crook was your dad?
Parker, you just…
He ran numbers.
Let me get this straight. So, you—you stop stealing, you stop drinking, and you moved upstairs from a thief bar?
He did. I-I get that. You don't get that? Why does nobody else get that?
What are we supposed to do, steal the wake?
Whoa, have some respect. Borrow the wake, to save the bar.
[After Hardison fakes a weather report wearing some borrowed clothes]
Is that my jacket?
You know what, man? You're lucky I'm not wearing your underwear. And the next time y'all call me, it better be for something easy. Like faking a moon landing.
I want him walking out of here with nothing.
You do realize this is insane?
Wow, you didn't say impossible. You're, uh…You're softening.
She warned me you were a drunk.
Yeah, well it's different than before. Before I used to think I was okay when I was drunk.
And now?
Now…[pours another glass]…I know I'm not okay.
[Sterling walks into McRory's Bar and comes up behind Eliot]
Eliot, I'm gonna ask you not to do anything violent.
What... what are you talking about? I only use violence as a, as a, as an appropriate response.
Hello, Nate.
[Eliot stands up, spins around, clocks Sterling with a right hook to the jaw, and starts kicking his ass around the bar; Hardison bribes the bartender not to call the police, and Parker grins]
And this is…?
James Sterling. We used to work together. Insurance.
He seems to rub Eliot the wrong way.
You think?
[to Maggie] It's your first time being a fugitive so I made you a bag.
Thank you, Parker. [to Nate] It's not that I don't appreciate getting out of jail. I just can't live my life a fugitive!
But you're not a fugitive.
Passports, money, lock-picks…
You were released, not broken out.
Toothpaste, explosives. Do not mix these up.
Thank you, Parker. But you released me to run. I'm not going anywhere until my name is cleared.
Right, right, and that's what I'm here to do! To get the egg back and clear your name!
But you're clearing my name with thieves! No offense, Parker.
[confused] At what?
I was lying to you for your own good.
Quick little hint for your next marriage. That excuse does not fly with any woman on Earth.
[After Eliot explains how he beat Sam's double-cross.]
Its 101, man. After that, you don't have to be rocket scientist to figure it out.
[Impressed] You know, people underestimate you, Eliot.
That's kind of the point.
I'm sorry I lied to you. Maggie.
So am I.
This isn't what I want to do.
Oh, now that's the lie.
There's Irish whiskey in that coffee, isn't there?
Yeah. Little bit. Sorry.
It's not the liquor that worries me. It's the fact that you're hiding it in your coffee cup. Nate…I meant what I said before. I really like the man that you've become. Too bad you don't.
So what do we do now?
Cut off his arms. And his head. Yeah. I wanna kill him. Can we make that happen?
Yeah, I can…I mean, I could…
Or we could give him exactly what he wants…and then make the world think that he's the greatest psychic that ever lived, and then in front of the network and his audience, we destroy him.
How do we do that?
We go and steal the future.
ParkerBeth Riesgraf · 331 quotes
EliotChristian Kane · 325 quotes
SophieGina Bellman · 295 quotes
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MaggieKari Matchett · 18 quotes
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