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And the worst part? It didn't even make a bloody difference. I was a fool thinking I could outrun this fight flying around with you lot.
Yeah. We tend to fly directly into fights. But, we do it together. And we have your back.
Well, as long as you know what you're getting yourself into. Because a demon like Neron, he doesn't just wanna win. He wants to win to the cruelest possible way.
I'm telling you, the men in black are behind all of this. They're framing me so they can keep hurting the magical creatures.
Hurting them how?
I don't know. But Konane was terrified when they came for him. I was just trying to help him.
Mona, we saw the security footage, and... there were no men in black. Just you.
Well, they must have altered the footage to hide the truth. I'm like Mulder, and those guys are the shadow government covering their tracks! It's a conspiracy! The truth is out there!
Okay. Okay, Fox. Okay, Fox, take a breath.
[watching Konane wrestle as a luchador] Damn, he's good.
He's too good. In lucha libre, every match tells a story. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose so you can rise again. But there are rules, there is a plan. With this guy, there's no rules, there's no plan. He just wins every time.
Oh, so that's why you're here (at the bar), eh? Drowning your sorrows rather than be up there where you belong. Listen, mate, I've had my fair share of defeats these past days, but lying on your ass is no way to get your mojo back.
After your recent unfortunate misadventures in time travel, I created a team-building card game to help you learn the "Dos and Don'ts" of our prior missions. I'm calling it "Cards to Save the Timeline"! Fun way to learn from your mistakes, right?
Oh, you gotta be joking. "Vandal Savage." That's a real name?
And here's me thinking that Damien Darhk's moniker was a touch on-the-nose.
Is this your new girlfriend?
Um, yeah. This is Zari.
Zari. What a beautiful name for a beautiful woman with excellent child-bearing hips. [pats Zari's hips] Not to put a clock on it or anything, but... hmm, grandchildren would be so lovely.
There's something about Buck and Garima you should know. They didn't live happily ever after. They came from two different worlds. Worlds that needed them. They didn't belong together. But they loved one another. A lot.
How do you know? The next book in the series hasn't even been published yet.
I just DO!!
Without the release of All the President's Men, Robert Redford's career floundered.
WHAT?! No Redford? No Sundance. No indie film. No artful nudity. We have to fix this!
Not to bother you, but we've lost the ship, drugged the President, and I'm stuck in the back with her (Mona). Now what are we gonna do?
We are going to Disney World!
Noooo. Haven't we been tortured enough?
[Constantine extracts a magical insect from President Nixon.]
It's a roach.
I've been bugged.
This is an agent of Maat, the goddess of truth in the Egyptian pantheon. You see, the creature, it feeds off lies. And whoever eats that has nothing but truth left to tell.
No wonder it found its way to Nixon. You must have been a feast.
Look, I just, I don't know how to convince everybody that everything's okay when I'm not okay.
Well, you know, if we were in each other's shoes right now, then you'd be giving me some rubbish speech about how "you don't have to shoulder the burden myself when I have friends around me to help me carry it". Not that I believe you for a second, but... that doesn't mean it's not true.
Thanks. Even if you're just lying to make me feel better.
Oh, I definitely am. Hope it worked, though.
If I had to be stuck on a road trip, at least it was with you guys. You know, maybe that's what "family" is: the people you don't mind being annoyed by.
I hope you're not stress-eating, squire.
I don't know what else to do. I can't believe this is happening.
You feel the energy in this room. It's like sitting on a keg of dynamite. You see, wakes are notorious soft spots where the supernatural meets the living world. You see Nate's aunt? That particular prayer is to ward off evil spirits. And hey... covered the mirrors, so the bad lads can't get in.
Well, that's creepy.
Yeah, well, "creepy" is my business. [a lamp flickers] And it looks like business is good.
[after sniffing Zari] I think my sense of smell has improved because of Wolfie, and you smell exactly like... Nate.
No, I don't.
It's definitely Nate! Nate and something else. [sniffs] Arousal?
[Charlie laughs.]
No, I don't. I mean, Nate, that would be wrong and–
He likes you. [off Zari's look] He confessed it when he swallowed the truth bug.
We're so not passing the Bechdel test right now.
It's okay to talk about guys sometimes.
I have come to believe that love will find a way to overcome any obstacle.
Then you're either lying or you're a fool. Tell me, has love worked out so well for you?
No–
Then you are a fool. For you shouldn't have to learn a lesson twice.
[under the influence of Kamadeva's magical music] In the morning, we should go ask the parson to marry us.
[surprised, amused] A Christian wedding? For a Muslim woman and a Hindu man?
Let's not think with our heads, but feel with our hearts. [They continue with the dance.]
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