Leonard Snart quotes from Legends of Tomorrow

Rip

He's [Chronos] time-jumping the ship.

Snart

The ladies will be left in 1958?

Jax

What about Ray?

Snart

Like I said.

Snart

So, uh, what's so special about me? I mean, aside from my sparkling personality. Back on the Waverider, you could've taken your boy Rip, but you took me instead. Why? Hey, if you're gonna kill me, you could at least tell me what's going on.

You should have figured it out by now.

Mick

After all, I am supposed to be the dumb one.

Snart

Look, if you're gonna kill me, just do it already.

Mick

I'm not gonna kill you. I'm gonna take a trip back to Central City and visit your baby sister. The beautiful thing about time travel is I get to kill her more than once. I can kill Lisa in front of you, go back in time, kill her in front of you again. And again. And again... I used to think the most beautiful thing on Earth was fire. Now I know. It's vengeance.

Rip

Gideon, start the regeneration process.

Snart

What do you mean "regeneration"?

Rip

I took genetic samples from each of you at the start of our voyage for this exact eventuality.

Snart

Why am I only hearing about this now?

Rip

Because none of you had lost a limb yet.

Sara

Oh, come on. What's the harm in us just... taking a look around?

Stein

With this group? Clearly, you haven't been paying attention.

Ray

If I'm in the Old West and I don't get to look around, I'm going to kick myself.

Snart

I could help with that.

Snart

I'm impressed.

Stein

My father was what some might call a degenerate gambler. Others would say "criminal". When I was old enough, he'd pull me in on some of his schemes. Picked up a thing or two at a few of the card tables he frequented. Then, I took a different path. "Like father, like son" isn't always inevitable, Mr. Snart.

Snart

[about Jonah Hex] Interesting fella.

Rip

Indeed.

Snart

This town's seen a lot of interesting. Suppose you got one of those doohickeys that erases people's memories or something?

Rip

No. But, skepticism and disbelief are a far more effective tool.

Snart

Ah. So if anybody here talks, no one will believe them.

Rip

Would you, Mr. Snart?

Mick

That's you?

Rip

[not proud] Yeah. I was a cutpurse from the age of five. Starved more than I ate. I knew what I'd do if she tried to harm me.

Snart

Lucky for us you didn't forget your roots.

Rip

Believe me, Mr. Snart... I've tried.

Snart

I know what you're thinkingː "My dad may not be perfect, but deep down, he's not a bad guy." [opens the cell door]

What are you doing?

Snart

Showing you that when it comes to crap fathers, there is no "deep down".

Vandal Savage

Oh, I admire your command of irony, Garib. Using my own child against me.

Snart

Sorry to say, it didn't take much.

Mick

None at all, you ass.

Mick

[spitting out food] Why are all the snacks in the future sugar-free?

Snart

So much for progress.

Savage

Who are you to stand up against me?!? Vandal Savage, destroyer of empires!

Snart

Leonard Snart, robber of ATMs!

Mick

What's that?

Amaya

It's a little present. For keeping me alive, and for almost helping me get Rex's killer. Open it.

Amaya

I lifted it back at Capone's warehouse.

Mick

You stole it.

Amaya

[smiling] You were right. The bad guys really do have more fun. [kisses Mick's cheek] Not that you're a bad guy. [Winks at him, then leaves.]

Snart

I hope it was worth it. All this for a kiss on the cheek and a cheap bottle of booze. That speedster coulda killed you, Mick. What then?

Mick

I'll be dead like you.

I have a question for you. [leads Sara over to his collection of dead heroes masks] Which one is your favorite trophy?

Sara

[pretending to be Darhk's servant] That's like asking a girl to pick just one pair of shoes.

Oh, please. Everyone has their favorite kill. You want to hear mine? Her name was Black Canary. I will never forget her. Hm. It was so... delicious... killing her. They told me that I had done it before, but I can't imagine it ever getting old.

[lifting Sara in the air magically] The very first thing I did in this reality was acquire my magic. I'm gonna miss you, Miss Lance. Having you around to attend to my every whim was too enticing to pass up. Plus, it's so hard to find good help these days.

Snart

Really? Now's the time for a bad guy monologue?

Snart

Nice work, Mick. Now hand it over.

Ray

Mick, no. You already gave it to them once. You know what happened.

That was Thawne. This time will be different, big boy.

Jax

Don't do this, Mick.

Amaya

Mick. I don't care what anyone else thinks. I still believe in you.

Snart

ENOUGH! Mick... hand it over. Like a good boy.

Mick

You mean "a good dog". That's all I am to you. An attack dog.

Snart

Now that's not true. Sure, we both know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, but... that's why we're partners. Remember?

Mick

You're right. I'm not a genius. [tosses the Spear in front of Amaya] But I'm no one's dog, Leonard. Not anymore.