Mick Rory quotes from Legends of Tomorrow

Vandal Savage

Oh, I admire your command of irony, Garib. Using my own child against me.

Snart

Sorry to say, it didn't take much.

Mick

None at all, you ass.

Mick

[spitting out food] Why are all the snacks in the future sugar-free?

Snart

So much for progress.

You should be familiar with this procedure, Chronos --

Mick

The name's Mick.

-- though we've made some refinements. Clearly, your conditioning was not as thorough as it should've been.

Mick

For a Time Master, you sure waste a lot of it.

Ray

So how'd you do it?

Mick

Do what?

Ray

How'd you not get turned into Chronos? You said the only way you held on to yourself the first time was by focusing on your hate.

Mick

What did I focus on this time? [Ray nods] The team.

Ray

[smiling] And how much you care for us?

Mick

I thought about how royally screwed you'd be without me. My point being, if I could survive not being turned into Chronos, you could survive anything they throw at you.

Ray

Thanks. Keep it in mind.

Mick

Well, you better. Because if you tell the team I actually care [serious stare]... I'll shave your head.

Ray

Yeah, just curious how much headway you've had tracking Savage without all of us.

Rip

None. But, neither have I got myself into bar fights in 1975 and the Old West, put dwarf star technology into the hands of terrorists, or got myself turned into a scary bird-monster.

Mick

We get your point. Now get ours: that ship's not taking off without us. You got that?

Mick

[about Snart's death] It wasn't your fault. It was his. Son of a bitch never did anything without a plan.

Ray

Maybe you're right. Maybe he wanted this. [points finger at Mick and back at himself]

Mick

What are you doing with your hand?

Ray

Maybe he wanted us to, you know... be partners. [playfully punches Mick's shoulder]

Mick

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Rip

I guess this is good-bye.

Ray

It's been a pleasure, Captain.

Rip

Likewise, Dr. Palmer.

Jax

Rip, you brought all of us into this, man.

Rip

Which is why I'm doing this alone, Mr. Jackson. I'll have no one else die for my choices.

Sara

This isn't gonna bring Snart back.

Mick

[subdued] I don't want to lose another friend.

Rip

I appreciate that, Mr. Rory. I must say, it's been an honor to serve as your captain.

Is this 2016? Is this May 2016?

Jax

Yeah.

You're exactly where you said you'd be. Do not get on that ship. If you do, you're all dead.

Mick

Says who?

Says you, Mr. Rory. You sent me.

Rip

I'm sorry. Who exactly are you?

My name is Rex Tyler. I am a member of the Justice Society of America.

Ray

Ah, I knew I forgot something. The part where Rip tells us everything that we did wrong.

Rip

As in seducing the Queen of France just before she's supposed to conceive the country's greatest hope for the future.

Sara

She seduced me.

Rip

Or "wrong" as in violating our policy of "No using superpowers in front of people".

Jax

They had laser guns.

Mick

At least I didn't screw up this time.

Mick

Stealing's not screwing up.

Stein

Guten Morgen!

What is this? Some sort of prison? What am I doing in here?

Mick

Good question.

Stein

I'm sorry, I never had the opportunity to properly introduce myself. I'm Professor Martin Stein, like Einstein, minus the "Ein". There is so much I'd like to discuss with you, such as your paper on unified field theory.

I have not yet published my paper on unified fields theory. Who are you? Why have you abducted me?

Mick

The guys at the party wanted you to make an atomic bomb for the Führer.

No. Not even a man as mad as Adolf Hitler would want to create such a terrible weapon.

Stein

You yourself once said "two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity."

And you are living proof of the latter!

Mick

He just called you stupid.

Now open this door and let me out!

Stein

We will, soon, I promise. We saved you from the Nazis. The least you could do is help us save New York.

From what? From some theoretical attack? Some eventuality that not even I could predict it? The only way you could... Mein gott! [in German] You're time travelers!

Stein

Yes, obviously you know.

I deduced it, Herr Doctor.

Stein

Perhaps you could deduce how the Germans managed to create a nuclear bomb...

Atomic.

Stein

...when you are the only man on earth capable of performing such a feat?

Yeah, that is correct. I am the only man.

Mick

Wait a minute. Are you saying there's some lady out there who can make an atomic bomb?

Wunderbar! Why am I talking to him when you are clearly the brains of the operation?

Amaya Jiwe

Are there any other felons on your team?

Ray

No, no—

Mick

Yes. [Points at Sara] She's an assassin. But never convicted, right?

Nate

Masako's supposed to marry the shogun Tokugawa Iemitsu.

Sara

Yeah, met him. Not a fan.

Nate

Well, the reason he sticks out in the history books is because he likes to murder his wives, and I can't leave Masako to his mercy.

Ray

Especially since he stole my Atom suit.

Nate

Exactly. Wait, what? You let the shogun steal a 21st century super suit?

Ray

After I crash-landed, trying to rescue you.

Sara

And how does the shogun even know how to operate your Atom suit?

Ray

I designed it so an idiot could use it.

Mick

An idiot does.

Mick

What are you staring at?

Amaya

I've figured you out.

Mick

Congratulations.

Amaya

You act like this selfish meathead, but secretly you're not so bad. You know, you might even have the makings of a hero.

Mick

That proves one thing. You don't know me.

Amaya

Perhaps not. [Throws a shuriken which embeds in Mick's sandwich on the table in front of him.]

Mick

Trying to kill me again?

Amaya

Trying to give you a present. In case you ever need proof you met an actual ninja.

Ray

Nice job blowing the time pirate's escape pod. Put another win in the mission column.

Jax

Did you not see what happened next?

Ray

No, I took a break, had to go the bathroom. [Jax throws up his hands in frustration] You OK?

Mick

We were attacked by zombies. And somebody put sprouts on my sandwich.

Mick

What'd I say about crossing streams?

Ray

You said we don't follow the rules.

Mick

That's the ONE rule! One rule we follow!