And what's the one thing money can't buy?
Love.
A kidney on the NHS.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Want us to pick you up anything while we're there (at your flat)? Books, clothes?
DMDarren McKenzie
Can of beer from the fridge. One kidney. Shouldn't take me that long to get hammered.
We'll get you a milkshake.
RWRepair woman
Always wanted to do repairs. If it was good enough for Kylie in Neighbours, it was good enough for me!
Wasn't she a mechanic?
RWRepair woman
Hmmm. Might have known you'd be a Kylie fan.
[searching the council dump] You'd be surprised what people chuck out. That sofa bed in my spare room, for instance.
No. I've slept in that! You said that was from Ikea!
Well, it was originally, yeah.
And I've already organized my replacement. Good man. Very competent. Comes highly recommended.
Who is he?
You, James. Director of C.P.S. London. Just don't get too comfy. I'll be back in a matter of months. And I've already marked the whiskey bottle.
I never liked the wig. Look like Amy Winehouse.
[amused] Uh, trust me, George, you don't.
[James has defeated George in court.]
George. [offers a hand to George, who takes it] I'm sorry.
What for? You've done nothing wrong. A man died. You prosecuted, I defended, the jury decided.
JLDr. Julia Lam
We gave her three ampoules of Naloxone, no response. Convulsions, severe bleeding. Eighteen years old and she died of biventricular heart failure.
Eighteen and she died of a heart attack?
Well, that's young. What was it, coke?
JLDr. Julia Lam
Heroin.
Was she a regular user?
JLDr. Julia Lam
No, she was a swallower. That's her bag. We found seventy heroin-filled condoms in her stomach.
Did you say seventy? Seven zero?
[Steel is getting increasingly irritated with severe OCD sufferer Jason's repeated attempts to get his wig straight, despite the fact that court is over for the day.]
For God's sake, Jason. Your wig is straight!
JPJason Peters
Good. Now I can go home.
I can't go in that witness box. It's complicated.
You're a copper, Ron. You live for this job, and they could charge you with perverting the course of justice. Be the end of you, mate.
I've admitted I've made mistakes, okay? And I've put 'em right. But I'm the best I can be now, Matt, truly, I am. So when do I get a break, eh? When do I get forgiven? I didn't take that heroin. You believe me, don't you?
Of course.
My old man used to say, 'There's no such thing as a friend. Friends will always let you down.' I used to look at him and think, 'What a miserable old bastard.' I'd argue with him and say, 'Dad, you're wrong, mate.' Huh, I'll tell you what, Matty, I bet he's looking down at me now, laughing his head off.
Look, Ron, it gives me no pleasure...
Jimmy Valentine bought my fish for me today, all right? It felt like he was buying me off.
How hard did you try, James?
I'm sorry?
Well, you didn't push him, did you? He gave you the answer you wanted. You wanted him on trial all along.
Uh, I did what George sent me to do. Am I happy to be prosecuting Jimmy Valentine? Yeah, he's a policeman who shot a civilian.
So we make an example of him, rather than let police gain crucial intelligence on a major drug baron?
The police want corruption held to account. You ask Matt and Ronnie. They want Valentine in court. I'm doing this for them.
What if we lose? Valentine walks free, and we've gained nothing.
I won't lose. It's time. Are you with me?
It's an oxymoron.
No, it's not.
Matty, what are you talking about? Sausages are made from meat, not soya. And they certainly ain't made from vegetables.
Why should veggies be denied the pleasure of a sausage roll? And let's face it, Ron, [indicates Ronnie's abdomen] it is half the fat.
And half the taste. I'll have you know, I am at the peak of my fitness. Do not let this cuddly exterior fool you, son.
[They both sit down at their desks to eat when they see the rest of the office, including DI Chandler, quietly standing in a group and staring at them.]
Blimey. Who died?
[emotional upon seeing the body of a brutally-murdered young boy] Just when you think you've seen it all.
[about the Director of Public Prosecutions] God, I swear that woman was put on this earth just to irritate my duodenum. Now, whatever it takes, you guarantee that that jury find on manslaughter - diminished responsibility and not murder. I want that girl in a hospital, not a prison.
What about the DPP?
Oh, screw the DPP. I answer to Conor's mother on this one.
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