KSKelly Shaw
You're making out I'm a bad mum!
I am shouting it loud and clear, Miss Shaw! You are a terrible mum!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
She said she was folding the laundry so carefully she asked her to come and clean her daughters bedroom when she'd done (!)
And?
Well the laundry in the bin bag? Did that look folded to you?
Have you got a description for us?
WWitness
Yeah, um. She was a sort of young Nancy Dell'olio, he was a toned-down Mika.
I mean, whoever it was has got to have been covered in blood, not to mention they were carrying a bloody great sword.
Matt. This city is full of people walking around with blinkers on nowadays. Covent Garden is also full of people standing around in gold paint, fire eating or juggling. So, he might not have stood out that much.
And he's still out there somewhere.
[The detectives are inside an organic beauty shop. Ronnie is looking at one of the products]
You gonna buy that?
I wouldn't know whether to wear it or eat it, look.
As long as he takes his pills, his mind works just fine. Which means when he decided to stop taking them, he knew what he was doing.
Yeah, but it's not like he went out and got high, though. That's his natural state.
Well, I'm naturally bad-tempered. It doesn't mean I can punch you whenever you annoy me, which you're doing now, by the way.
[mock outrage] I'd like to see you try.
The Home Secretary feels very strongly that we should take the plea. He thinks it'll be a PR disaster if Smith is found "Not Guilty" after a long high-profile trial.
And what did you say?
I told him that it was entirely inappropriate for him to try to influence the prosecution of a high court case.
[amused] Go, George.
Well, I am indeed the man. But we are not operating in a vacuum here, James.
You ok?
Yeah.
Thanks for doing this, Matt. [Alesha squeezes his hand]
Damaged goods? Well if I'd known that, I'd have told you years about about the day Eamon, my goldfish, died.
You'll be alright.
I lost an entire decade to cheap whisky. Luckily it was the 1980's.
Another satisfied member of the James Steel fan club. What do you that winds these people up?
Oh you know... breathe.
Book an ambulance James, because George is SO going to have an aneurysm.
[about Alesha after she admits she's not a victim/suspect's favourite person] What's not to like? [Alesha looks touched]
You know when I was growing up? I saw girls like you. Hanging around the dealers and their shiny BMWs. Getting pregnant before you left school. All of you, thinking “he’s my baby father, he’ll treat me right.” [laughs] Men like Jackson Marshall don’t give a damn about girls like you. They don’t give a damn about their own kids. All they care about is money. Now if you don’t have the guts to stand up, speak out, he’s gonna keep getting away with it, and every time he cocks his gun—every single time some poor kid O.D.s on his drugs that death is on your hands too. That’s three years you’ve missed. Do you want to miss the next twenty? [points to a picture of Tamika’s daughter.] Because unless you’re there to protect her, one day she’s going to be one of those girls, walking through the estate when some dealer swings by in his big shiny car.
Security cameras are all fakes. They're only there as a deterrent.
This is what you get when you cut corners, gentlemen.
Just come from a budget meeting?
Don't ask. You don't fancy swapping your squad cars for bicycles, do you?
Oh, that would be good. I can see me and (Matt) on a tandem.
What's new there? You'll be at the back stuffing your face, I'll be at the front doing the leg work, as usual
Wasn't a serious suggestion, boys.
I used to go out with a girl from here (a University library) once.
Why's that? Need help with your homework, did you?
Amanda Teague. We used to meet up after the library closed. Go for a quickie in social sciences.
[aghast] What's the matter with you? This is a place of learning.
[smiling] We were learning.
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