DS Ronnie Brooks
It's an oxymoron.
DS Matt Devlin
No, it's not.
DS Ronnie Brooks
Matty, what are you talking about? Sausages are made from meat, not soya. And they certainly ain't made from vegetables.
DS Matt Devlin
Why should veggies be denied the pleasure of a sausage roll? And let's face it, Ron, [indicates Ronnie's abdomen] it is half the fat.
DS Ronnie Brooks
And half the taste. I'll have you know, I am at the peak of my fitness. Do not let this cuddly exterior fool you, son.
[They both sit down at their desks to eat when they see the rest of the office, including DI Chandler, quietly standing in a group and staring at them.]
DS Matt Devlin
Blimey. Who died?
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