Bruno quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

In case you haven't noticed, human beings are little more than homicidal monkeys with zero respect for this planet or each other.

Killing brain cells is a time-honored way to let bygones be bygones.

I told you. I am done. That deaf girl case was my last case.

Fin

You have a monogrammed hammock in Mexico I don't know about it?

While he was raping her, he looked right at me. I think he liked it, me being helpless. What is wrong with people?

I think the world peaked in 1999. Y2K, the world ended. It just took the scenic route.

Well, my gobs are smacked and my ghasts are flabbered.

Fin

Are you having a stroke or something?

You weren't in the room. The air had a certain funk.

A funk???

Yeah, it malingered.

Fin

Now that you mention it, the air did have a certain mildew-y smell.

Like when someone's lying to you.

Benson

Guys, he's a used car salesman. If he's breathing, he's lying.

Fin

[after a suspect lies to him] There it is, man. That mildew-y smell.

Yeah, a real stench.

You know the real secret of life is?

No. Why don't you Gen X-splain it to me?

We all gotta make peace with the fact that we're gonna die. But you still gotta live. So, how about we go out and pretend do that for an hour, and then you can get back to arranging your pens?

You're under arrest!

For what?

You're really gonna ask that?

I may have overreacted with the gun, but I know what I saw.

Which is what exactly?

Harold and his friends sitting there like Renaissance popes, pants down, young girls half-naked in their laps.