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Rollins quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

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4th most-quoted character in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: in 175 of its 1,740 quotes
Most scenes with: Fin (48), Sonny (43), Olivia Benson (42)

Scenes with Rollins 163

You know, as long as we're tearing down statues, we night as well cancel Thanksgiving.

RRollins

Don't mess with my favorite holiday.

Brought to you by Puritans - religious extremists who burned witches and massacred Indians.

RRollins

Says the guy who goes to Mass on Columbus Day.

Nobody's forcing you to prosecute.

If I don't, I'm telling the world that baby Drew has no rights.

RRollins

What about his right to die?

Unfortunately, that's not in the Constitution.

Okay, let's find out if daddy's little excursion yesterday caused the baby any harm.

So you can let Aaron go with a clear conscience?

So I can prosecute and maybe get some sleep in the next decade or so.

RRollins

Weren't you wearing that suit yesterday?

My, uh, dry cleaner broke down.

RRollins

That's too bad. I thought you might be getting laid.

Don't think too much, Rollins.

Detective Carisi. This is Detective Rollins...

HHoliday

I know who you are.

RRollins

Then you know West was our case.

HHoliday

Yeah. It's all over the news how that racist in the D.A. squad self-destructed in court.

RRollins

I know Cassidy. He's no racist.

HHoliday

He just gets off on roughing up black suspects?

RRollins

Pedophiles. They tend to bring out the worst in people.

Alright, let's concentrate on this murder. We investigated West for the past two years, so if we combine our resources...

HHoliday

Oh, I got it from here, and I'd appreciate it if you'd get out of my crime scene before you people screw that up, too. [leaves]

[calling after her] It's a little early in the morning for stick up your ass.

Hey, Rollins, when you were a kid, what was the dumbest thing you ever did?

RRollins

Me and Stevie Harris used to steal our dads' .22s and go shoot cans off a stump, and one day, I dared him to go down to the stump and just hold the can an arm's length out. Dead-eye Amanda shoots a bullet hole right through the sleeve of his sweatshirt.

You know what, remind me never to go to the practice range with you.

RRollins

Remind me never to let Jesse leave the house.

I can assure you that we are doing everything in our power.

CChris

Not good enough. I... I want you to promise us that you'll find her.

RRollins

We wanna be realistic. We ask you to hope for the best, but prepare...

CChris

No, I'm not preparing for anything, all right? Haley needs me. She needs me to keep believing that she's alive. I'm the one keeping her alive. The only one.

RRollins

[about a victim who's a prostitute] I've been here, what, seven years? I still don't get it.

World's oldest profession, my friend.

RRollins

I understand why there are hookers, Carisi. I just don't get why we give a damn. They... they know the risks.

Maybe they don't have a choice.

RRollins

Everybody's got a choice. Besides, there are plenty of women out there who need our help, and more importantly, want it.

RRollins

I almost dyed my hair purple in college.

Oh, yeah? What were you gonna do? Audition to be the sixth member of the Spice Girls?

RRollins

I would be an excellent backup vocalist.

RRollins

[about Esther] I can tell she's smart by the biblical connections she's making.

But it's like it was drilled into her.

RRollins

Oh, yeah, this goes way past the Sunday school indoctrination my mom made me sit through. This is a form of control. It's a way to discourage analytical thinking.

Or a place to turn if she's lost or in pain.

RRollins

Or scare you into thinking you're gonna burn in hell if you- you wear a skirt above your knee. I mean, somebody's doing this to keep her in line and she's still protecting them.

I know that this is hard.

RRollins

Hard? Just imagine how hard those kids' lives were. And then to have to sit there and listen to that... that zealot use God to justify it!

I get it, Amanda, but I need you to get your head on straight.

RRollins

Okay.

Okay?

RRollins

I'm fine.

Do you think you can do that?

RRollins

Yes.

Because when this case is finally over...

RRollins

It is over.

I wish that were true. Preliminary ballistics came back on the siege of the Labott house.

RRollins

That was fast.

You fired the bullet that killed Esther Labott. [horrified, Rollins starts crying] You know the drill. You'll talk to the preliminary investigators, you'll talk to IAB. And I'm confident you'll be back on the job in a few days. [Rollins keeps crying, inconsolable] I'm sorry.

[Fin and Rollins are at a country bar]

And why am I here and not at home playing video games with Jayden?

RRollins

Well, one, Jayden's too young to be playing video games. Two, my rat-bastard ex? He had these tickets, and there was no way I was gonna let him have them. And three, I needed company.

[noticing one of the band members' interest in her] Company. Seems like you're doing fine right now.

RRollins

I'm just enjoying the music.

Right. Oh, and my dog died, and my truck broke down, and I'm starting to feel like a third wheel.

PPhelps

Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't know she was on something. When she started zoning out, I tried to help her. I took her to the hospital. That was the right thing to do, wasn't it?

RRollins

You heard that, right, Sarge?

Yeah. So, you are the person who brought her to the hospital? Okay, well, you're free to go.

PPhelps

What, really?

[drops the act] No, asshole, sit down!

CChad

If I thought anyone wanted to rape Brianna, you would have from heard from me a long time ago.

RRollins

Maybe someone who had some kind of grudge against you. Maybe someone from your past, maybe somebody at work...

CChad

I'm a dentist. Everybody hates me.

Riley, do you know the difference between consecutive and concurrent sentences?

RRollins

One means your ass is ours. The other means your ass is ours forever.

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