Fin quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

This is harassment! I'm gonna sue you!

Fin

Wouldn't be the first.

We pay our taxes.

Fin

That should be enough to keep your son in oatmeal at Sing Sing.

See? I'm not making porn anymore. It's erotic podcasts. People can listen in the kitchen, the car, at work...

What?

Fin

That's why stop and go traffic is so bad.

Please, sit.

Fin

We're good, we'll stand.

A man after my own heart. Want a deal to tank, put your ass in a chair.

What I did with my girls wasn't dirty, detective. It was beautiful.

Fin

What about your wife?

She had her day.

Sonny

You really are a prick, you know that?

In your eyes. My girls loved me.

That man single-handedly destroyed an entire family.

Sonny

Don't forget about the other seven, scattered all over Europe.

Welcome to America, land of the free.

Fin

Home of the sick bastard.

Sonny

So, what, you go into a room, you scream, and you smash a bunch of stuff?

You make it sound so trivial.

Fin

Snake comes here?

Under a pseudonym, sure. He rents our deluxe room.

Sonny

What do you get with the deluxe room?

A dummy, male or female. Some people rent Donald, others Hillary.

Fin

How much for both?

You know those cops who never forget an unsolved case? It eats away at them until they take their last breath? I ain't one of them.

Fin

You never gave a damn?

Ain't never no damn to give.

Fin

[about Nasar] Why can't she say whatever she wants?

Sonny

She can say whatever she wants, that's the First Amendment. But imagine she was saying those kinds of things about African-Americans.

Fin

I don't pay attention to ignorant people.

Sonny

That's you, Fin. The world doesn't work that way. Words have consequences.

Fin

So it's free speech until you piss somebody off - then it's hate speech.

Sonny

So this guy Julius gets into a car with a drunk girl, and he and the driver have two friends that they can call at one in the morning for a gang rape? What kind of animals are these guys?

Fin

Low-lives know low-lives.

Fin

So what's this new chief's deal?

Benson

Well, he's methodical, he's thoughtful, and he's Ivy League educated.

Fin

So why is he a cop?

Benson

You guys are still here?

Two minutes to midnight and counting.

At Vice, we never had a Friday night this quiet.

Benson

Oh...

What?

I know you're new and all, but we don't say the "Q"-word.

Fin

You jinxed it. That's your call.

Sonny

Carlos, a lot of people have come out of the closet since then. Times have changed.

Not in here. In here, out of the closet means into a casket. Other inmates finds out I'm gay, the gangs'll turn me into a Maytag - washing socks, spit-shinin'...

Fin

Yeah, we get it.

Fin

You can walk like a man now, Carlos.

Sonny

A free man.

Fin

What was she doing in New York?

Bachelorette party.

Fin

And her friends didn't report her missing?

Some friends.

Fin

Come on Carisi, you can trust us.

Sonny

I do, Fin, but every time I go out on a limb for you guys, somebody saws it off. Look, it's an academic institute. I need some patina of probable cause. [walks away]

Fin

Patina?

That guy was really a cop?

Benson

Hey, guys, he's just he's just doing his job.