CCharlie
Screw you.
I don't know about you, but I don't go that way.
[Charlie punches Logan and a brawl commences.]
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[In the hospital, afterwards]
Hand me my pants, will you?
Logan, I'm really sorry that--
Wheeler, two things that I don't need right now. Another fight, or an apology.
[Large conference room at One Police Plaza. The camera pans over two file folders, one with Logan's picture pinned to it, one with Wheeler's picture. Logan's file is very very thick. Wheeler's is almost empty. Wheeler is pacing restlessly. Logan is relaxed.]
Never go on before the commissioner? It's kind of like a departmental hearing, with a few more ribbons.
[Wheeler exhales and pokes at the table. Logan looks at her.]
Wheeler. Don't tell me you've never had a departmental hearing.
[Wheeler smiles weakly at Logan. The door opens.]
[Logan looks up and finds a suspect perched in a tree.]
Don't make me climb that tree.
If he was seeing someone, the nearest donut theory says she lived near the firehouse.
The what?
Men are lazy. Even if there's a good meal across town, they'll usually just reach for the nearest donut.
"Gay rage." Old-school police term. We don't use it and I don't want to hear it from either of you, but back in the day, that's what everyone called it. "The strength of a man with the hysteria of a woman."
[Logan grins. Ross almost does. Wheeler looks at them.]
Apologies.
[Reads off the computer] Murdered '94, case cleared two years ago.
They get a verdict?
No, it's an exceptional clearance. Convict pled out, died last year.
[Ross and Logan look at each other. Wheeler looks between them.]
What?
Logan, why don't you be his ... old-school buddy.
Oh yeah, I'm all over this.
And Wheeler, play young.
How does a man of Dr. Copeland's stature end up being married to a future guest of Jerry Springer?
FFife
Where's Bobby? He believes me.
He does, I don't. You ask me, you made the whole thing up.
FFife
That's crazy!
You said it.
JRJamie Royce
[referring to his late mother] She was a bit of a self-medicator.
I know the type.
Looks like they took stuff off the wall just to smash it. 'Give me all your money or I'll bust up your Grammy.'
You'd think they'd take the $4000 microphone.
[Logan looks at her.]
I dated a recording engineer.
At least he wasn't a drummer.
Oh, look. Cocaine. In a recording studio. I'm shocked. Shocked.
You telling me someone killed him with two punches?
Exsanguination.
I love it when you talk Latin, Rodgers.
You're a glass half empty kind of guy, aren't you?
Depends what's in it, Wheeler.
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