[Goren arrests Jo for committing several murders and kidnapping Eames]
Jo.... it's time.
JGJo Gage
[resigned] Tell my dad everything. He'll come to my cell now. He'll listen to me. However long it takes.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Driving in the car on the way to the crime scene.]
Listen, we gotta split the driving, 'cause cabbies make me homicidal.
Good.
[Long silence.]
Don't feel we got to make conversation just because we're partners, either.
Ditto.
So you're kind of over the whole excitement over a new partner thing?
[Deadpan] This is me. Excited.
DPDet. Privera
[Greets Logan] Logan. What, you're covering a road kill? You piss off your new Captain already?
Working on it. Privera, this is Wheeler. My new, uh, driver.
[Inspecting a motorcycle rider impaled on an iron fence]
Wow. Looks like his donorcycle skidded out at the wrong time, wrong place, huh?
Death by lubricant. Think there's a message in that?
How you two making out?
We're fine. Never had a partner with freckles before.
3 years undercover vice, drugs, white collar. No one ever made her.
I can believe that. She get carded at bars?
I'll tell you the same thing I told her. Don't jump to conclusions about your new partner. And hey, if it doesn't work out, I can always get you Barek back.
[Logan grimaces.]
[Wheeler discovers a spy camera hidden in the belly of a Buddha statue.]
Found yourself a Buddhacam.
[Talking to the 16 year old son of the dead victim.]
As long as you're here, maybe you can help us out. We're looking for some of your dad's ... we're looking for, ah... Wheeler?
Do you know where you dad kept his homemade porn tapes?
[Logan is reviewing homemade porn while other male detectives are gathered at the door.]
So your partner drew the short stick.
He's scanned over ten hours of that stuff. Something tells me it loses its charm after the s--
Wheeler, it never loses its charm.
KKent
You know what Mr. Carver's nickname for Major Case was? Major Hunch.
He thinks he's in love. Can't say as I blame him.
Let me guess. You don't have kids. I have two boys, 14 and 10. If a teacher ever laid a hand on either one of them, I don't care if that teacher's male or female, I'd break 'em in two.
Sure, as a parent you would, but how about when you were 16?
O Canada, where the age of consent is 14.
And you know this because...?
I'm kind of a Canada buff.
That's half-clever, which is about right for a trophy husband.
Some trophy. He marries Kelly Sloane and then cheats on her.
A man marries a model, he's not looking for a soul mate.
Brian told you your husband was having an affair?
KSKelly Sloane-Raines
This is a small town. I've learned to ignore the rumor mill. I just keep...
Smiling?
KSKelly Sloane-Raines
No one wants to hear you're happy.
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