Law & Order: Criminal Intent · Season 1
$220 at a shot, sometimes $440, sometimes twice a night.
Are these late night withdrawals?
[Bishop nods.]
Cash machines at strip bars charge you a 10% premium. A $200 lap dance will cost you $220.
[Goren grins proudly.]
You see what you miss not working Vice?
[As Goren and Bishop walk away from a luncheon table, after Goren causes a scene with a potential suspect.]
So you know, I did not enjoy that.
No? Eames would have.
If you were showing me how to turn a friendly witness into a hostile one, you succeeded.
[Carver kicks Goren out of his conference room after Goren torpedoes the case against a suspect.]
Are you working for the defense now?
[Goren sits down at the computer and starts scrolling down. Bishop clears her throat.]
If I'm not scrolling fast enough for you, be my guest.
I'm sorry, I don't--
No, really, I don't mind. Eames likes to drive, so she drives. You want to scroll, scroll.
You sure you don't want to take the car?
No, it's only two blocks over.
Your feet hurt. I notice, your toes are curling in your shoes.
After a week of killings, nothing like soft lights and a warm bath.
[describing the NYPD] You make the truth sound like a lie.
These cuts on the tops of her wrists. Now if she was defending herself-- [puts his hands up, palms outward]
[hard] You mean "defending herself like a girl". What if she was defending herself like a boxer? [puts up her hands, palms inward]
Score one for the new kid.
If it's okay, I'd like to come with you.
Sure. You can carry me up the stairs.
It's the little lies that tell the big story.
[Upon hearing that packets of artificial sweetener were poisoned.]
The killer was targeting people on diets?
[Eames and Bishop are talking while Goren is listening to a 911 tape. He suddenly and loudly slaps the table to get them to stop. Both women look at him. He is concentrating, now oblivious to them.]
Want me to stick a dart in him?
[On learning that three 17-year old victims had the same strain of gonorrhea.]
So they got it from the same girl.
Unless toilet seats and doorknobs are making a comeback.
You just wait with your little fishing rod, and you just hook whatever damaged goods comes out of the pit.
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