[Conway bitch-slaps Goren. He grabs Conway's hands.]
Ouch!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
CMrs. Connors
I called him at his job. His partner said he was on his way. And then he arrived. It's no mystery.
Well, the mystery is that, uh, the reception in the recital hall, it cleared up. Because a moment ago, you said it was like a tomb.
CMrs. Connors
My sons'll be home for lunch soon. It would be so nice if you weren't here.
FTForensics Tech
Shirt's chambray, size large.
Well, that fits Eddie Malloy.
Fits me, too.
Yeah, but you're not dating a widow with $40 million.
MMalloy
I don't mess with collectibles. Check my rap sheet. Strictly TVs and toasters.
But you knew about the Connors' stamp collection.
MMalloy
I know they keep money in banks, but I don't break in and steal it.
Well, that's admirable.
She pooched your alibi.
FDr. Friedman
I don't know anything about her condition.
Lucky for us, Dr. Friedman, you're a terrible liar.
Solomon threatened to split the child. Maybe this time we should let the child decide.
From a Romanian orphanage to an American divorce. I hope New York State will prove a better guardian for these children.
Well, from your lips to God's ear.
Her laptop is missing. Is it in there?
[Going through drawers in the victim's bedroom] Only two things in here with batteries. None of them's a computer.
[Looking around a suspect's computer collection] What're you running here, Raymond? A group home for computers?
A computer geek who can clone himself. Scary thought.
[regarding the complexity of the investigation] When we catch this guy, he's going to owe me a bottle of aspirin.
MCMCS Computer Tech
Gotchya, monkey brain.
[After Goren has lashed out a suspect who he thought was behind on his child support payments and is proved wrong.]
[To Bishop] Croydon. McVee is another Croydon.
Who's-- Who's Croydon?
He ran out on his wife. Hitchens used him to get at me. And the pattern. One, one, two-- it's Wally Stevens.
I don't know what you're talking about.
He was an actuary. He had a pattern of five. Five-- five notes. Five ... pins. [Pauses.] Eames would have known.
[To Bishop] It's about yearning. He misses his partner.
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