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Law & Order: Criminal Intent Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[When the detectives suspect a copycat murder was performed by an imprisoned man's brother to apparently exonerate him.]

The twisted tango of brotherly love.

[When Carver confronts executives about concealing the existence of a second murderer.]

EExecutive

The effect to our company would have been devastating. We had to think of our employees.

Yes, I'm sure they were foremost in your thoughts.

[Trying to convince Carver to cut a deal with a paranoid schizophrenic.]

[To Carver] Y-- You know, I find paranoid schizophrenics make excellent witnesses.

[When Spencer's brother tells the police that Spencer knew where the murder weapon was.]

SSpencer

None of this is true. You said so himself. He's crazy.

Yeah, he may be crazy. But you're evil.

[Both brothers are led away by police. Eames looks after them.]

The tango just goes on.

Of all places to ditch a car, Long Island City would not be my first choice.

Even if he was their chauffer, you see them getting mixed up with Bello's voodoo?

Oh, we're just observing phenomena. Not explaining it.

[Goren starts opening a container of cheese that belonged to the victim.]

And I thought that dog was ripe.

Yeah, it's very, uh-- uh, assertive.

Yeah.

Sheep's milk. It's, uh, "rochetta."

You can tell that just from the smell?

Label.

[Eames watches Goren fondling the head of a drowned and battered murdered suspect. She grimaces.]

You keep doing that, I'm going to drop this kid right here.

[When an ex-detective is arrested for murder.]

So much for passing out brains with those gold shields.

[The crime scene detective explains the scene, then looks at Goren and Bishop.]

DDetective

You two don't take notes?

Uh, we haven't worked that out yet.

DDetective

You might want to make a note? That's probably the murder weapon.

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