I'll be the foreigner. Herbie Shoole once said I looked French.
Herbie Shoole said you kissed French.
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Remember - ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if you're going to be cremated, an urn is a must.
I like poetry!
We woulda been here on time, but we was late.
Boy! Did everything go good tonight! I can't wait to see him tomorrow night!
You actually followed him home?
Oh, well, he didn't go home. He went to his place of business.
He's a business man? He has his own business?
Yeah!
What does he do?
He's a mortician.
Ewwwwww!
Well somebody's gotta do it!
Yes, but WE don't have to know them!
Yeah we do! Yeah we do!
Do you remember Alan Steckler??
Please don't do this.
Alan Steckler, a guy who chewed his socks? Do you know what it's like kissing a guy who chews his socks? It's like making out with a hamper.
I'm telling you Laverne, this whole thing is sick and morbid.
[Crying] Hello!
Not now guys! I don't have the time.
[Crying] She doesn't have the time!
Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.
Another poem.
What'd you have to do to him? [Carmine]
Nothin'. Some guys are just natural gentlemen.
[Lenny and Squiggy burst through the door.]
Alright, I'll just have to figure out some other way to keep people warm during the party, let me see... blankets, blankets would be good...
Oh, I like blankets, then we can all get under 'em!
[After he and Amy kiss] I liked the part when you said 'whisper'!
Squiggy, do you know the Purple Fiends?
Know them? They beat me up three times!
This song is called "Night After Night," and it's about two nights in a row.
He loved those baby teeth! As if they was his own!
Squiggy, true or false...
True!
I didn't ask the question yet!
Yes, you did. You said, "Squiggy, true or false?" I'm Squiggy, that would be true.
You wash your feet in the living room too?!?!!
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