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Laverne & Shirley · Season 1, Episode 15

Laverne and Shirley in “Unfinished Business”

Laverne

Do you remember Alan Steckler??

Shirley

Please don't do this.

Laverne

Alan Steckler, a guy who chewed his socks? Do you know what it's like kissing a guy who chews his socks? It's like making out with a hamper.

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