Laverne & Shirley · Season 1
(Calling from the dumbwaiter) Laverne, Shirley!
What?
Come on up here, Lenny just swallowed his comb!
OK!
Squiggy, Come over here and grab his tongue!
What are you doing? He didn't swallow no comb! That was a gimmick to get you up here! Sheesh!
A gimmick? [Laverne and Shirley dropped Lenny down as she talked to Squiggy] What was the big deal here? Uh choking on a comb? How you like to choke on one my curlers!
They gave us... little hats!
Are my tonsils still there?
[Looks inside of Laverne's mouth] Oh yeah, you still got em. You also got the world's biggest hicky on your mouth.
Excuse me. But how do you say meatloaf in french?
(rolling eyes) You Don't.
The gang searches for it on the menu: Youdon't...Youdon't.
Oh, look at that wine! It's white, just like Barbara...
Hey, Len, I'll trade you a brain for a chop.
Now what am I going to do with a brain?
Here, why don't you just suck on a wing, huh?
I solemnly swear that I will never tell another living soul that I went out on a date with Lenny & Squiggy.
Charles Pfister Krane has a reputation!
So does my sister.
Laverne, I'm telling you, flying is safer than driving! Nobody has ever crashed into a cloud!
Yeah, well nobody ever fell 40,000 feet from a DeSoto either.
Does anybody have any hobbies they'd like to share with us? stamp collecting? coin collecting? Flying large aircraft?
Boy, am I going to dream about her tonight!
Just don't make those gurgley sounds...
This is the creepiest thing I've ever seen!
Hello!
Could you plese state your name for the court?
Shirley Feeney.
Your... full name please?
Shirley... Wilhelmena Feeney.
(Jury laughs)
Hey, Hey Hey! That's the name of her dead grandmother!!
(Looks accusingly at the Jury) ... Not so funny now is it??!!
My neck moved!!
No, it didn't, it's right under your head.
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