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Laverne & Shirley · Season 1, Episode 15

Shirley and Laverne in “Unfinished Business”

Shirley

Laverne, I'm telling you, flying is safer than driving! Nobody has ever crashed into a cloud!

Laverne

Yeah, well nobody ever fell 40,000 feet from a DeSoto either.

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