Laverne, the only parties we've ever been to are bring-your-own.
I like bringin' my own... that way I know what I'm gettin'.
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No, thank you. We're going to a formal society dinner.
[Sarcastically] Whoa, pardon me ladies...
Yeah, I would've worn my tuxedo, but my polo pony ate it.
A Society gentleman would only go out with you for one reason - to have a good time, a few laughs, and a little vo-dee-oh-doh-doh.
I don't vo-dee-oh-doh-doh!
You vo-dee-oh-doh-doh.
I don't vo-dee-oh-doh-doh!
You vo-dee-OH...
Once, and I was going steady a whole year...
[To Fonzie] This is Nana Shotz.
FFonzie
Hey Nana, life begins at 80, woah!
To Laverne, If in heaven we don't meet, hand in hand we'll bear the heat. And if it ever gets too hot, Pepsi Cola hits the spot.
Some day, God willing, I'm gonna be a mother. And if my daughter comes to me and says, "Mama, I want to go to this bachelor party and come outta this cake"... what can I tell her?
A lot more than most mothers!
Shirl, believe me, I'm not sick, and there's nothing in this place that will make me sick.
Hello!
Those pills do not make her perky, they make her jerky!
AAnna
[Coming out of Laverne & Shirley's bathroom after taking a quick shower] Laverne!!!!
[Runs up to Anna and gives her a big hug and starts looking at her] Nutsy!!!! Oh you look terrific! Hey remember this one! [Doing her Filmore High School chant] Filmore High we wish you well! If you don't like it go to...
[Jumps in to stop Laverne from saying hell in front of Anna] Heck! Heck! Heck!
AAnna
Yeah I remember that one!
I bet in Chicago there's alot in the old vo-dee-oh-doh-doh.
Vo-dee-oh-doh-doh!
[Doing his Filmore High School chant] California orange, Texas cactus, we play your team just for practice!
She went to Chicago and became a nun. I stayed in Milwaukee and became a bimbo.
You're no bimbo, Shirl.
Yes, I am. Compared to her, I'm a bimbo.
She's a nun. Compared to her, Eleanor Roosevelt's a bimbo.
I'll be as loose as I ever am on a first date. A little of this, a little of that, but no petting.
[To Shirley] What do you say we go to the drive-in, and you let me run amuck?
He probably heard what a fun date you are.
I know I'm fun...
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