But why did he choose me? Everybody knows I meant to be the cutest one.
Okay, apart from Paul. Everybody knows I meant to be the cutest. And I live more like new sound of the sorceress than neither of you two. So why did he choose me?
Oh, I don’t know, Han. It’s just one of life’s great mysteries like… Where do corn circles come from?
Yeah. Why there ain’t no cure for the summertime blues.
Where’s Bradley? He knows I wanna rehearse routine for the new song. Where is he?
Ah, I’m knackered. I sit now. I ain’t moving for the next 2 hours.
No, no. Why are your choice rehearsing?
We have been rehearsing, Joni.
Oh, no. I don’t mean like that little group thing. I mean for something important now. I have otherwise you guys to have a special skill like, uh, juggler.
Oh, no, honey. You’re in L.A. Every waiter and their mother sings. We’ve got to find you guys something that makes you stand out in the crowd.
Ah. I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.
Mmm. I wouldn’t go around boasting about that. Now let’s go out and find you guys a skill. Okay. Come on.
A cow. But you caught a sheep with no legs. A crowd. How could you forget that?
You don’t even know what a man with monkey under one arm, a crocodile onto the other was doing.
I think maybe he’s wearing them as an air freshener.
I wouldn’t say that restaurant was tough, but I think they used a pig as an air freshener.
Are we late for rehearsal?
No. It’s Christ’s meeting. We’re thinking about chucking someone out the band.
Look, if this is about that time that I posted nude photos of Jon on the internet, while they’re…
It’s Bradley! Tina says if he won’t come to rehearsals, he can’t be in the band anymore.
It’s just stupid. (to Bradley) Hey, Brad. You alright, mate?
As far as we know, he hasn’t slept for 2 days and what’s even worse and…
He hasn’t gone to the toilet, either.
People, I think we’re sitting on a time bomb.
Bradley, serious! I’m making an intervention. I’m not moving from a spot until you stop playing this game.
I just let me get past this level, all right? Trust me, I can do it.
No, you can’t, you hoof. It’s almost impossible to complete without the secret cheap put in the game by the garbagey of TD. It says here.
Well, then let’s find this bloke and ask him the secret. That way we can get our Brad back.
Good idea. But all we know about the game is that it’s by strati soft. You have no idea where they are or if they’re even in California.
You would do. Spring Street Downtown.
Yeah. They’re so nice format that’s like the audition.
So, you put a nude picture of me on the internet.
So, how many goblins does it take to change a light bulb? None. They’re not tall enough. You think it’s easy being an evil sorceress? Well, let me tell you. It’s not easy. Other girls when they want a new outfit made, they go to the dressmakers. Me? I have to visit the blacksmith. (giggles) That’s all for me, ladies and gentlemen. I’m Zelda the sorceress and good night.
Okay, so lose the gag about the goblin thing and a really rude one about the Wizard of Oz, but apart from that, it was alright.
Should you think I’m nearly ready?
Almost. You still don’t know how to handle hecklers yet.
Yeah. You know, people stand up and shout things out with you in your act.
Oh, right! You mean like when we rehearse in and we come to your solo and Bradley shouts to you “Huh, shut up!”
Yeah. Kind of. Okay, so, just imagine. You’re doing your act, okay? And I’m a heckler. I’m gonna stand up and shout things out like “Get off!” and “I’ve had funnier acne!” and “You’re rubbish!” and “You just smell funny!” I mean what are you gonna do?
Okay, so… there’s one option.
