“Hello Hollywood” quotes from L.A. 7

Bradley

Wow, look at that!

Jon

Well, there it is, guys. Hollywood. It’s the most famous place in the world.

Hannah

Tinseltown!

Jo

Can’t see much tinsel from here. Looks more like smoke and smoke.

Rachel

Do you realize that every single person down there wants to be famous?

Tina

They all want to be actors, directors, musicians, bands, millions of them, all with the same dream.

Hannah

Cor! That’s a lot of competition!

Rachel

Well, you know how the song goes. If you can make it there, you’ll make it anywhere. It’s up to you.

Jo

That’s New York, Rach.

Rachel

Oh. Well, do you think we come to the right town?

Bradley

Guys. So what are we waiting for? Let’s get down there and show ‘em how it’s done.

Paul

So does this look cheap enough?

Jo

Well, if it isn’t, we might as well go to the nearest dog zone and rent out a kennel for the night.

Jon

Right. Come on, everybody. Let’s try and look cheap.

Bradley

Sound tricky. Maybe we better, um… send Rachel first.

Rachel

Someone help me rip Bradley’s head off. (strangles Bradley)

Paul

Oi! Come back with my socks, you jughead!

Jon

So where’s Bradley then?

Jo

Um, he got run over by rollerblader.

Tina

Is he hurt?

Paul

No. He’s just milking it for all his words. You know Brad, our one, we used to call him at college.

Joni

So, I was with him for 3 years and it didn’t work out. And then my next boyfriend, it didn’t work out either. Nor did the next one… or the next one.

Bradley

So what about the next one?

Joni

Oh! Um, that didn’t work out either. Oh! But then I met the most fine wonderful man. Oh, I was so happy!

Bradley

Good!

Joni

Yeah. We got married and we had a fantastic life. I knew he was the one for me. Yeah. (Then her smile fades slowly) But it didn’t work out.

Bradley

What a shame.

Joni

Oh, hi, guys! Come on in!

Hi!

Tina

Bradley, come on. We’ve got a gig to go to.

Bradley

Oh, wicked!

Paul

So, let’s get up and let’s get going.

Joni

I don’t know if he’s ready to perform yet.

Jon

You know what? I think he’s gonna be just fine.

Bradley

Joni said we could all stay here.

Really?

Joni

Sure! I have an empty apartment upstairs that you can have. And while Bradley is recovering, you don’t have to pay rent.

Tina

Fantastic!

Paul

That is brilliant.

Jon

Oh, are you okay?

Bradley

Yeah.

Rachel

Take it easy.

Bradley

I think I’ll be fine.

Rachel

Oh, be careful with him. I don’t think he’s fully recovered yet.

Jon

Yeah. Yeah. Easy does it, Bradley. Easy does it.

Rachel

Oh! Um, we’re on at the cafe if you want to come along.

Joni

Really? Oh, I would love to! Okay, I’ll see you there.

Rachel

Yeah, cool!

Bye! Bye! (They all leave but Bradley bumps into the door) Ooh!

Rachel

See you.

Ooh, oh-oh

Loving you is not just luck or illusion

Baby, loving you comes easily to me

We got the answers, but there’s no explanation (no explanation)

Baby, loving you comes easily to me

Joni

You know, that’s the S Club 7. They’re living in one of my apartments.

(What I live for, it’s what I live for)

Bradley

Goodnight, everyone.

Goodnight.

Bradley

Can someone get me a glass of water?

No!