Evan quotes from L.A. 7

Rachel

‘Scuse me. Can I just get through there for a second? Sorry.

Evan

Eradicate injustice.

Rachel

Uh, Mr. Greenfield?

Evan

Yes, but you may know me as… the cloaked avenger!

Rachel

Uh, no.

Evan

Oh. Well, before your time, I expect…it was a big TV show in the 70s. Would you like an autograph photo?

Rachel

No, no, no, no. Uh, you requested a pickup for your dog, uh, an hour’s exercise at 2pm.

Evan

Oh, yes. Of course. (standing up) I’ll get it. (He shows Rachel a dog named Cloak Girl) This is Cloak Girl! Of course, she’s not the original cloak girl. She was played by an actress, C.C. Walmier. C.C. gave me this, Cloak Girl, when she was just a puppy. Oh, C.C. was so beautiful. I asked her to marry me, then we had this silly argument over the width of some drapes. I went to Spain to do a Spaghetti Western…and I never saw her again.

(barks)

Evan

Oh! She likes you. She’s barking.

Rachel

Yeah. She’s not the only one.

Evan

Eradicate injustice!

Rachel

I’m really sorry.

Evan

Sorry? I’m supposed to open a tire warehouse with her tomorrow. The cloaked avenger never works without an assistant.

Rachel

I’m really really sorry. I’ll keep looking for her, if there’s anything I can do.

Evan

There is? (He shows Rachel a cloaked avenger outfit) Hmm?

Rachel

(giggles)

Rachel

I’m sorry again about the delay in getting your dog back to you, Mr. Parker.

Jerry Parker

Oh, don’t sweat it, Rachel. Besides, you really did me a favor.

Jerry Parker

Hey, over there. Isn’t that the cloaked avenger?

Evan

Howdy, little partner!

Jerry Parker

Oh, wow! I loved your show as a kid! I had a cloaked avenger outfit. I wore it every Halloween!

Evan

(giggles) I still do.

Jerry Parker

Could I have your autograph? I-I know I have a pad in there somewhere.

Evan

Look, girl!

Jerry Parker

How the heck did she get in here?

Rachel

She must have stowed away when you picked Mr. Dibbles up yesterday. Oh, and look. She’s made a little nest under the seat. Ugh!

Evan

Obviously, I’ll pay to have your repulse shampooed.

Jerry Parker

Oh, no. It’s not necessary. Actually, it’s a privilege.

Evan

I insist.

Jerry Parker

No, really, really.

Rachel

Okay, Cloak Girl, time for my nightmare to end.

Evan

After her! Follow that dog!

Rachel

Cloak Girl, stop!

Hold on. I-I recognized that dog.

Rachel

Bradley!

Evan

(panting) C.C.?

Evan?

Evan

Cloak Girl!

Avenger!

Evan

Eradicate injustice.