Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness quotes

Hey, Good Lookin'. What's shakin'?

Tigress

[Growls furiously]

[To Tigress] I'm the Dragon Warrior, honey!

Po

Hey, Dad.

Mr. Ping

How could you treat me like this?!

Po

What?!

Mr. Ping

Junjie is holding Shifu prisoner, and Po went the Jade Palace to rescue him, all alone. You have to help him.

Tigress

[wearing bunny ears] Ha, help Po? After what he did? Are you serious?

Mr. Ping

Would you mind taking off those ears?

Crane

He probably just made that up about Shifu. I mean, Junjie is a Shaolin master.

Mr. Ping

[grabs Crane by the beak and pulls him down to his face; seriously] Listen to me, limp-beak! My son may be not perfect. He may be big and loud and clumsy and annoying and impatient and hot-headed and...where...where am I going with this?

[Smiling] Awesome.

Junjie

No, you fools! Not Oogway!

Junjie

What a nitwit! With Shifu gone and me pulling the string with my little puppet Po, I'll finally rule the Jade Palace! [Chuckles to himself]

Shifu

[To Po] You are now demonstrating your new skills with the Tri Bo Yao.

Junjie

[To Master Shifu as he fights him] I am your master now!

Po

You don't deserve to rule the Jade Palace, Junjie!

Junjie

[Pushing down on Po's nose] It's you who can't rule, Panda!

Po

No kidding, but I'm not a disgrace to the name of Oogway!

Junjie

Luckily, he's not here to see this!

Shifu

What's your name, son?

Peng. The name is Peng.

Shifu

[To Master Yao] Get your hands off this flawless speciman of Kung Fu perfection!

Shifu

Get…out!

Po

But, Shifu, if you were Tong Fo in been hurting quits beathin'. I know, his a dad.

Monkey

Okay, let’s see this plate his Kwan’s Jaw. Try to stop to punched. Early. More early, try again. Keep trying.

[voiceover] The Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom has overlooked the Valley of Peace for centuries, but for much of that time, the valley was anything but peaceful. Demons of the underworld rules. And anyone who dared enter their valley was driven off, or worse... until the day came when someone dared to stand against the demons, a young tortoise, named Oogway. What none of us knew, was that within Oogway, burned a powerful life force. A gift from the universe, bestowed once every generation... The Hero's Chi. But one demon remained, stronger, smarter, and faster than the others. His name... Ke - Pa. Thirsting for vengeance, Ke - Pa relentlessly attacked exhausted Oogway. At last, the demon was ready to strike the final fatal blow. At that moment however, something magical happened. The powers of Heaven and Earth blasted forth from the tree overcoming Ke - Pa's power.