Now you listen good, yo-yo. Because I'm gonna tell you something for every cop that's ever had to live under a threat from a punk like you. You know, maybe sometime when you're an old man, you'll be thinking about getting out. Ah, don't think anything about getting even. I want you to think about me. Because, if by some remote possibility you get out, there's gonna be a little 150-year old man waiting for you. And that little old man will be me.
“Cop in a Cage” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: Lt. Theo Kojak (4), Det. Bobby Crocker (1)
Now look, two things I want you to remember, kiddo. Number one: you're marrying my favorite niece.
EEugene
Right.
And number two: my favorite niece's favorite uncle is a cop.
EEugene
Hey, I won't forget that, sir.
Yeah, 'sir'. You can cool the 'sir', because next week at this time, you'll be crying uncle. Get used to it, 'cause that's what you'll be calling me.
[to Gloria] You stop talking to me like a john or I'll take my lollipop away.
[shouting at Ibbotson] We'll have you back inside so fast, your underwear will have to take the next train!
SSophie
[on phone] Theo? This is Sophie. Yeah, the nerve-wracked mother.
Yeah Sophie, what is it?
SSophie
What it is, is a rehearsal in an hour. You coming?
This afternoon? Hey look, if they can pretend they're getting married, can't they pretend I'm there?
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