RGRuth Gardner
Theo, tell me something. in that little black book of yours, am I in ink or in pencil?
God, I got you written in ink and underlined in blood.
[kisses her hand]
“Marker to a Dead Bookie” · Season 1, Episode 11
In this episode: Lt. Theo Kojak (5)
And as for you, sonny, you go back to the Okefenokees and the alligators. You're not ready for the big time. I deal with Janis or I don't deal.
I'd go through the hell and pain of the last 19 years twice a day to nail a crud like Janis!
GWGil Weaver
[after having a wire strapped to his chest] I got no hair left, I've had this tape on and off so many times this year.
[chuckles] When I was a kid on the East Side, we used to go fishing in the East river to see who could catch the ugliest thing. Look at me, I got first prize. I got me a dead East Side gorilla.
One for you and one for me. And one for you and one for me. One for you. One for me. You.
GWGil Weaver
Didn't I see the Marx Brothers do this once?
What? With heroin?
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