Lt. Theo Kojak and Eugene in “Cop in a Cage”

Now look, two things I want you to remember, kiddo. Number one: you're marrying my favorite niece.

Right.

And number two: my favorite niece's favorite uncle is a cop.

Hey, I won't forget that, sir.

Yeah, 'sir'. You can cool the 'sir', because next week at this time, you'll be crying uncle. Get used to it, 'cause that's what you'll be calling me.