Broen, come on. You'd bust your mother's arm in three places if she lost a subway token.
Your jokes are getting stale, Kojak. You need a fall guy. Don't go poking in my garbage. I'm alibied.
I know, you were out dedicating an orphanage, right?
“Requiem for a Cop” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Lt. Theo Kojak (5), Det. Bobby Crocker (1), Det. Stavros (1)
Broen, come on. You'd bust your mother's arm in three places if she lost a subway token.
Your jokes are getting stale, Kojak. You need a fall guy. Don't go poking in my garbage. I'm alibied.
I know, you were out dedicating an orphanage, right?
Wait a minute, Lieutenant, what is this? I'm not Donnelly's partner, Alessi is.
The hell you're not! When one man in this precinct comes under suspicion, the entire unit becomes Donnelly's partner. Now look, we got two days to polish his badge and ours. Because on Wednesday, the Internal Affairs shooflies, they're gonna be all over us like a groom on a honeymoon. And let me tell you something: we all better be virgins or have a pretty good story.
Close the door. I want a tail put on Geno. I want to know who he talks to; I want to know where he goes; I want to know where he is every minute. The same kind of surveillance you give any other homicide suspect.
Theo, not Geno. I mean, you can't possibly believe...
Do you think I want to believe it? But if Donnelly wasn't on the pad, then somebody set him up. And right now, I've got a very narrow field to pick from.
I want the tax returns and bank statements on Donnelly for the past two years.
Lieutenant, it's Sunday.
Well, you make believe it's Friday! And have somebody at the bank agree with you.
Right on.
[to Geno] Well, you and Tom Donnelly have been partners for 12 years. I mean he'd eat a knish and you'd get heartburn.
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