George Mastin. He used to make obscene phone calls.
MMastin
That was a long time ago!
Then his phone bill got too big, so he started putting his money into property.
That right, Georgie?
MMastin
I own a few buildings...
“Siege of Terror” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Lt. Theo Kojak (3), Det. Bobby Crocker (1)
JMJack Murzie
[taunting one of the hostages] You in the army?
CCCrew Cut Hostage
No... I always wanted to be. They turned me down.
JMJack Murzie
[snickers] Why is that?
CCCrew Cut Hostage
Emotional instability.
MAMike Amazeen
Hey Murzie, that makes two of you.
JMJack Murzie
That ain't funny.
MAMike Amazeen
You're absolutely right, that ain't funny.
CCalvelli
Any chance of getting outta here?
Sure.
CCalvelli
Yeah, and the devil serves lemonade, right?
[Officer Calvelli has been shot] I'm gonna try and get a doctor in.
CCalvelli
Oh, geez, it hurts.
Now you start to worry when it stops hurting.
JMJack Murzie
That's your goof, Kojak! I warned you: the first bullet's got your name on it.
I told you we needed more time.
JMJack Murzie
Pass me a hankerchief, I cry easy.
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