Kirby: Right Back at Ya! Season 1 quotes

I'm sorry, but in my classroom, everyone is equal, whether you're royalty or not. Let's try again, shall we, Dedede?

Escargoon

Kirby's tryin' to disrupt the class by saying "poyo" instead of "here"!

King Dedede

Teacher, you oughta give that pink pain detention!

Wow! You can't even write your initials?

Sir! If you made the flat part round, would that change the "D" into an "O"?

That's right! Good, Honey!

King Dedede

Ahh... she kissin' up big time!

[singing] Honey is the teacher's pet! Honey is the teacher's pet!

Alright, settle down now. Why don't we try solving some simple arithmetic problems?

King Dedede

Huh?! I ain't no good at math!

Yeah! Just like Mister Chip said it would!

And if you shine a light in a mirror, it shines right back at you, right?

Punishing him won't help him learn. What Dedede could use is a bit of encouragement.

Well of course I do. If Mister Chip could stay here in Cappy Town, I'd be the happiest girl alive. Mister Chip is a wonderful man!

King Dedede

I need some down time so my brain could re-coagulate.

I couldn't find a teaching job anywhere and that's when Nightmare Enterprises approached me. I signed a contract and they sent me here. But once I met these students I just couldn't bring myself to hurt them, you see.

Tokkori

You hear that weird noise over there? You go check it out and I'll go back to sleep.

LEAVE HERE IMMEDIATELY!!! [his shouting sends Kirby into an immediate panic as the latter flees, and he laughs evilly as the relic he was excavating is unsealed]

It's none of your business! Get lost!

Kirby. You must be careful. That monster will never stop attacking you.

[reading] Mumbies are a good luck monster. Whoever finds one will become rich. Mumbies dwell underground by day, and know where many fabulous treasures are buried.