Phooey, that's one ugly Food Processor! Hope it works.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
And now we gonna cook ya up a heap and helpin' o' trouble!
You gullible geeks thought you were buyin' food processors, but you were really buyin' parts for our cruel new tool! [laughs]
Hurry up, we start in twenty-minutes!
Start with oil, I like my risotto nice and slippery! Add the rice, strawberries, and slowly stir over a medium flame until it's really gloppy! Now, add some grade-A...hey guys?
The robot seems to know Kirby's greatest weakness!
TTiff
Listen everybody! You're going about this thing the wrong way. Those machines can't cook for you because the most important ingredient is missing. You can't make great food unless you use your heart. Cooking isn't about using all the latest technology. Your food will always be mediocre unless you care about what you make.
Escargoon, I done founded not one but two schools here in Cappy Town. They was phony schools, a'course, set up to get rid a' Kirby. Well even though I deserved a' A for effort, every time I tried to teach that pink fake a lesson, I failed. Them schools was a great idea, but for some reason, they didn't do the job. Kirby's still kickin'! [weeps]
It's time for me to face the fact that I may need some education.
Education won't help you. The mind's only a terrible thing to waste if you have one.
[Dedede smacks Escargoon with his hammer]
I'm gonna go to school and get me some learnin' so's I can finally figure out a way to outsmart Kirby.
NMN.M.E. Salesman
I'd be happy to send a whole new set-up, D, but you still haven't paid me for the last one I sent.
What are you brats gonna learn standing out here in the rain? How to get soggy?
I'm Mister Chip, and I'm a teacher.
Look everybody! The Sun's out!
TTiff
I've got a better suggestion. If you really need someone for the job, I know a nice man who'd be perfect, and it just so happens he's a real teacher!
TTiff
But this school doesn't have anything to do with cooking.
That's okay. My cooking doesn't have anything to do with cooking either!
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