Kirby: Right Back at Ya! Season 1 quotes

Escargoon

This might be the trashiest thing we've ever done.

Meta Knight

Trash Basher, the garbage monster. This stinks.

Thought it might be a nice gesture. Seeing as you were sweet enough to send us your trash, we thought we'd send you some of ours.

King Dedede

If Kirby don't eat up Muck-Mouth quick, this whole town gonna be buried under one humongous heap a' slimy slop! [spits] It's downright sickening!

Yeah! We haven't seen Cleaning Kirby in ages!

[To Tuff] Don't laugh, you have to clean your room too!

Kirby

[while Handing Tuff A Broom] Poyo, Poyo!

Ah boy, what a dirty trick.

Lady Like

I'll be home late, and I won't be able to make dinner for you. So get something from the refrigerator, okay?

Who was that?

Kirby

Poyo?

It was Mom. [imitating Lady Like] "I won't be able to make dinner!" She gets to go out and *we* get to go hungry.

Sir Ebrum

We shall fend for ourselves! I wonder if Kawasaki's has a kids' menu?

We can't go there!

The food's lousy!

Sir Ebrum

Kawasaki's is the best restaurant in Cappy Town, possibly because it's the only restaurant in Cappy Town!

No way!

I'm not going there either! Why don't you cook something up, Tiff?

What? Why me?

Well you're a girl, aren't ya?

[directly in Tuff's face] Oh, I see! I should cook because I'm the girl!

Sure, cooking's womens' work!

Well, wipe that dopey smirk off your face! To say cooking is womens' work is not only insulting, it's also a big fat lie!

Sir Ebrum

You're quite right, men can cook too. That's why I'm making dinner tonight.

I'll never eat a strawberry again...

I'll never eat again, period!

Taking a cooking class from Kawasaki...

Not the brightest idea we've had!

I know! Biblio, do you have any cookbooks for sale at your store?

Hmm...

Now it says here, it's important to have good sharp cooking implements! They make cooking all the easier!

Cooking implements?

Of course, why didn't we think of it before? Whatever you endeavor, you must have the right tools!

Sure, it's a good idea, but where do you find them?

If only we could get our hands on one of them catalogues!

King Dedede

[shows the N.M.E monster catalogue book page to the N.M.E Sales Guy] I want one of these transforming robot monsters!

Escargoon

Don't forget our frequent buyer discount!

I'd give you that discount if you weren't so frequently late with the blingy!

King Dedede

I have been a little slow to pay. I'll settle my bill when the economy picks up!

Escargoon

That's about as likely to happen as me picking you up.

King Dedede

SEND THAT ROBOT!

Blade?

Blade Knight

Ay?

Smells delicious, don't it? Course' anything would smell good compared to Meta knight's cooking!

You could say that again!

Meta Knight

[he enters from behind] Say what again?

Err... He was saying that your cooking... is beyond compare!

Meta Knight

Hmm...

Just buy 'em and sell 'em bit by bit and watch 'em all come together. [laughs]

Kirby

[impatiently pacing] Poyo...poymm....poyo... Poyo!

Ha, ha! Even Blade Knight and Sword Knight are here!