I know we're having fun, Commander. But don't you have to get back to the princess?
She can take care of herself a little while longer. We should all have as much fun as we can, while we can.
What's the matter, Tuff? I thought you were with Princess Rona.
I was, but she's so boring. I try to talk to her about stuff, but all she says is "How interesting."
[laughs] Well, Tuff, that's because Princess Rona has been taught to be extremely polite. Being a princess is a very boring job.
That's right. You have no idea the kind of terrible life a princess has to lead. It's like no life at all! I'd trade a princess's life for yours any day!
Did you get a glimpse of our coastline as you came in, Princess Rona?
Yes, it was so beautiful and interesting, Sir Ebrum.
[suddenly, the Waddle Dees close the curtains to the surprise of Sir Ebrum, Lady Like, and "Princess Rona", and King Dedede bursts in wearing a blue tuxedo and carrying a rose, dancing across the table towards "Rona" before the Waddle Dees generate smoke effects and Escargoon hands him a microphone]
I wanna make you miiiine ♪ Oh yeeeah, babyyy ♪ How's about we get hitched, honey?
[Lady Like faints and Sir Ebrum catches her]
Marry me, sugar pie. Can't you see I wanna make you my one and only flushin' bride?
RPReal Princess Rona
Excuse me!
[King Dedede gasps]
RPReal Princess Rona
King Dedede, I see you still persist in trying to woo the princess. [the Waddle Dees focus their lights on her] However, the princess remains unmoved by your misguided affection.
You stay outta this, ya pointy-headed pipsqueak!
RPReal Princess Rona
Then the princess will speak for herself.
I am sorry, but I cannot accept your proposal.
[Dedede's rose shatters like glass]
[cries] I wanna marry the pretty princess!
[To Princess Rona] You've broken the king's heart! [softly] How? I don't know, he doesn't have one.
You've made a mock-aroon of me, Mushroom Head! Let's duel! [throws glove at Rona]
Ebrum... [faints and is caught by Sir Ebrum again]
RPReal Princess Rona
I accept your challenge.
EPElder Pipi
Princess Rona!
EPElder Pipi
I say, Princess. Surely not another disguise.
I beg your pardon for my subterfuge, kind citizens. My lady-in-waiting took my place and I her.
EPElder Pipi
I trust you have had enough enjoyment for a while.
We shall discuss this matter privately, but I enjoyed it immensely.
[everyone laughs]
Looks like you won't be catering King Dedede's wedding.
My dreams are shattered. How will I ever fill this emptiness?
Ah, just do what you normally do. Have seven cheeseburgers.
[now in proper attire] My friends, thank you for everything.
Thank you. It was an honor, Rona.
And Kirby... [the real Commander Vee, now in proper attire as well, hands her a medal shaped like her royal crest] For loyalty and bravery in the face of overwhelming odds, I happily present to you this medal of honor. [gasps and then puts the medal away] This is too formal. [gently kisses Kirby on the forehead as he lets loose a joyful poyo and Tiff giggles before she and her people depart beck for Planet Pipi]
Hope she lives happily ever after.
Kirby, I'm sure glad you made friends with Sergeant Cosmos.
Me too, but that guy's still kind of wacky.
He's been stuck on this island so long he thinks the Star Warriors still have an army.
[suddenly puts out Kirby and friends' fire that they were cooking their fish on] Are you kids out of your minds?! Lightin' a campfire at night will give away our position to the enemy!
Yeah, except we don't have any enemies.
And look. Now we don't have any dinner.
Tough luck. During some of my missions, I went weeks with nothin' to eat but dirt! A real warrior don't need no fancy luxuries like food!
