You've got to think creatively, D. The monsters were designed to look like toys, so they could play around with their enemies.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Can't tell a crook by its blubber!
This is perfect.
TTiff
What're you talking about?
TTuff
It's over. Kirby's gonna lose the match.
In order to mature, Kirby must be pushed to his utmost limits. Only then will he learn to exceed them.
TTuff
Uh oh. Kirby's gonna get pulverized.
TTiff
That wrestler's too big.
Every opponent has a weakness.
[laughs] I tried to sell you more fighting monsters, but you decided to pinch your pennies. Now you're stuck with the junk, Big D.
I'll never collect nothin' again!
Do y'all know how to tell a story? Do y'all know how to draw 'til your fingers fall off? Do y'all know how to color inside the lines? Then we want YOU! [Laughs] I'm the most important person in this whole joint, half-pint! I'm the producer!
A producer? What does a producer do?
IIro
A producer doesn't do anything.
Hmmmm, they gotcha there, Majesty.
QUIET! The producer is in charge of everything and everybody, y'hear?!
[the Cappies present their poorly-drawn pictures of Dedede Man]
I think I've really captured you, Sire.
[swipes the drawing out of Len's hand] I oughtta capture you!
IIro
What do you think, Your Majesty?
[swipes the drawing out of Iro's hand] I think it stinks!
Pretty good, huh?
[swipes the drawing out of Tuggle's hand] Pretty awful!
I slimmed you down a bit.
[yells as he swipes the drawing out of Melman's hand]
All you lazy louts better be workin'!
Lazy?!
With all due respect, we're working as hard as we can.
If you don't get crackin', I'm gonna have to give you all a whackin'!
[groans] We'd better air what we just have.
[the altered opening of King Dedede's new show starts playing, which is a "Dedede-ified" version of the show's opening]
[singing to the opening] Dedede! That's the name you should know! Dedede! He's the king of the show! You'll holler and hoot, he'll give Kirby the boot! Dedede's the one!
TTiff
[reacting to the new show's altered opening] Hey! Kirby's supposed to be the star!
TTuff
Yeah, now it's about Dedede.
[laughs]
It's the director's cut.
[laughs] LOOKITDAT!
[quietly] Sire, shush! You're being recorded, keep your trap shut. Looks like they drew these with their eyes closed.
Remind me to fire that no-talent character designer!
Y'know, your head's even fatter than I thought it was.
TTiff
Okay, guys. Get ready.
TTuff
Our lines are coming up.
Tiff, I am nervous. I have never... acted before.
TTiff
Don't worry. You'll do great.
Thank you.
[grunts] Kinda stuffy in here. Hey, where am I?
[laughs] I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH. HEH.
TTiff
"Dedede Saves the Day"? Hey, wait! Where'd that title come from?!
TTiff
That cheat! Dedede made Kirby look like the bad guy!
TTuff
He must've switched stuff around while we weren't lookin'!
[laughs] His Majesty's gonna be bigger than ever, and that's saying something!
That's right, I'm gonna show'em some REAL star power!
Good morning, Majesty.
Well, if it ain't my faithful servant, Escargoon!
My, aren't you looking fit as a fiddle!
You're downright spiffy yourself.
Have you seen Kirby today, Majesty?
He don't scare me none!
TTiff
Those two changed my script so they look like heroes! [Growls]
TTuff
If Dedede and Escargoon are heroes, this sure isn't a reality show.
That monster been terrorizin' us far too long!
If anyone can give Kirby the heave-ho, it's you, sire!
I'll kick that Kirby to the curb!
We're right behind you, Majesty. You're a hero to us all!
Oh come now. Little ol' me a hero? Surely you jestin'!
Look! It is Fire Dedede, our Hero! [to himself] I would never say that.
What's going on here? These pictures aren't colored in yet!
I don't see no backgrounds, neither!
We didn't have time, sire!
Forget it! It's the performances that matter!
Majesty, how could ANYONE perform with these scribbles?!
Nevermind them scribble-gribbles, read the script!
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