Look at that charisma!
Majesty, we're gonna have to ad-lib this part, we never wrote the last two pages of the script!
Ad-lib? YOU COULDN'T TELL ME THIS BEFORE, YOU SCATTERBRAINED SLUG?! [As he hits Escargoon with his mallet]
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[sigh] All this animation's giving me palpitation!
I'll never direct another cartoon.
TTuff
Hey, this is great!
TTiff
It's one of those shows that's so bad it's good!
[screams] Look! A whole pile of ugly monsters! [Dedede hammers him]
Them things is handsome. They gotta be good-lookin' 'cause they look just like me. They're Dedede Dolls!
Ah, is this a joke? I never imagined you as a doll.
[chuckles] Yeah, these here mini-Ds is gonna make me a bazillion bucks.
Time for me to work my hypno-hoot-dooey.
[speaking through the Dedede Dolls] Dedede... You like me... Dedede... You trust me...
[laughs] What do you know? It does bring good fortune.
But haven't you ever wondered how all the money got there in the first place?
Sleep tight, my little chump. You about to have a crude awakenin'. [chuckles]
Dedede is tired. I ain't gettin' no rest. If I can't sleep, then neither can you fools! WAKE UP! [starts psychically using his Dedede Dolls to pummel the residents of Cappy Town, laughing all the while, except for Tiff, who already locked up her own doll inside one of her drawers before going to sleep]
Morning, Sire.
You sleep in a boxin' ring?
This doll beat me up. Some late-night comedian put it in my bed while I was sleepin'. Wonder who that could be?
[laughs] That's great! Now I know I ain't the only one in this here kingdom who feels permanently pooped out.
That selfish sack of slag. If it were up to me, I'd give him one of these. [bonks his Dedede Doll]
Ow! Hey, somebody just knocked me on my noggin. You throw somethin' at me?
Not me. All I did was gently tap on the doll, like this. [bonks his Dedede Doll again, unknowingly causing Dedede to feel the pain on his noggin again]
That's one dangerous doll. Last night, it stomped me without any warnin'. Kick that thing out!
[Kirby kicks his doll, unknowingly knocking Dedede down as a result]
Hey, watch it! I just had your hat cleaned.
Hey! Quit strangling me!
I'm only tryin' to prevent somethin' terrible from happenin' to ya, Sire!
CCappies
Here's your crummy stickers! Thanks for nothin'.
I can't believe I ever thought the king was trustworthy.
I should've known it was a big scam.
Why in the world would I want to see his face all the time?
We're broke. We're right back where we've started, Sire.
I can't afford to buy no more monsters. [cries] But I still got one doll left so's I can get my revenge!
I dunno. Playing with dolls can be hazardous to your health.
That don't matter none to me so long as I get that Kirby! [laughs]
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Kirby: Right Back at Ya! pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.