Waddle Doo quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Kawasaki's got a brand new delivery service, Your Majesty!

King Dedede

Why did no one tell me, huh?! [his stomach rumbles]

Your Highness! Let go of the boy!

He wants Dyna Chick for his dinner!

King Dedede

That's right, and I ain't givin' up this here bird no way no how!

King Dedede

What? A gorilla hammering folks on a head?

I heard that if you don't give 'im money or bananas, he gets real mad, and that's when he strikes.

Escargoon

He sounds like a bill collector which means he'll come here for the nine million we owe N.M.E..

King Dedede

So how much would nine million be if we pay him in bananas?

Escargoon

Huh? I don't know the exchange rate for fruit.

King Dedede

Well, ain't no bullying bill collector gonna knock on my royal noggin'! Throw that gorilla into whose gal!

Escargoon

Let's hope he doesn't make a chimpanzee out of you. [Getting hitted by Dedede's mallet]

King Dedede

Hey, Waddle Doo! Go and get that gorilla!

Let's move it!

King Dedede

Don't let 'em get a wink of sleep till they finish with my cartoon.

Yes, sire!

Escargoon

You guys better work fast. If that cartoon show isn't done in two days you'll be staying down here permanently!

Alright Waddle Dees, dinner is served!

Kirby

Poyoyoyo! [munches on food]

Escargoon

Well, caught you pink-handed, you mooch!

Kirby

Poyo!

Escargoon

Hit the road, freeloader! This is the Waddle Dees' dinner! Hmm? [He saw the dinner that all the Waddle Dees were eating] Huh, HUH?! Baby string beans, spring rolls with asparagus tips, black truffle risotto, and a deluxe sushi platter?! [He ran to the king's throne room to tell him] SIIIRE!!

[to the Waddle Dees] The king's so stingy he put us on a starvation diet! Now our stomachs cry out for vengeance!

King Dedede

We in trouble! My own guards is out to get me!

Escargoon

I've heard of hunger strikes before, but this is ridiculous!

Escargoon

I think you'd be a much better candidate for something like "Take Your Tyrant to Lunch Day!"

King Dedede

Must be somebody out there appreciates me!

Escargoon

Oh, I wouldn't bet on that. [to Waddle Doo and Waddle Dees] Do you guys know anybody who appreciates His Majesty?

Nope. Nobody.

Escargoon

[offscreen] Don't you appreciate the king?

I prefer not to say.

Escargoon

[As Dedede growls] I have somebody who appreciates me.

King Dedede

You liar, they're ain't nobody who appreciates you none neither!

Escargoon

Is too!

King Dedede

Who could ever appreciate a slug-less slime maker like you. [laughs]

Chef Kawasaki

Please, take it down! I don't deserve this!

Sorry, Kawasaki. King's orders!

Maybe we should give this diss thing a try.

Gus

And it sure beats having to buy him a present.

You do have a point there, Gus.

Kawasaki deserves a little dissing.

His food disses all our stomachs.

Oh dear.

He's worse than heartburn.

Kirby.

Oh no.

He looks barbecued.

Imagine someone doing such an awful thing.

[angry] DEDEDE'S GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!!

Oh.

Yeah, he can't get away with turning Kirby into a firework!

I'm having an idea on how to get them back! And I'll need you all to help me!

If he thinks these pranks is funny he's dead wrong!

King Dedede

[laughing] So you think Kirby liked his present?

Escargoon

He was blown away by it, Sire.

King Dedede

[laughing] You know I almost feel sorry for that pink pea brain. Maybe I should get him a little thank you gift for being such a good sport.

Escargoon

Huh?

In the market for a monster, Big D?

King Dedede

No thanks, I played a dynamite trick on Kirby and now I want to buy him a nice present.

You're joking, right?

King Dedede

Maybe a box of chocolate-covered watermelons, or a toy, or maybe a t-shirt that says "poyo" on it.

Escargoon

And wrap it up really pretty too.

You sure you guys are feeling all right?

King Dedede

Hush-up! Just send me a present for Kirby or I'll never order a monster from you again!

I'll do the best I can, Your Majesty...

King Dedede

[laughs, offscreen] That's more like it!

[runs into the throne room] A message for you, Sire!

King Dedede

Who's it from?

Escargoon

It's from Tiff. She's inviting us to Kirby's memorial service.

King Dedede

His what?

Escargoon

I regret to inform you that Kirby is gone. We're gathering to bid farewell to him this afternoon. Please, join us to pay our last respects.

That's no toy!

No way!

King Dedede

I'm glad to see my present such a big hit!

The card says: This is Chuckie. Made especially for Kirby by Nightmare Enterprises.

It's a monster?!

Escargoon

Every day's Kirby appreciation day.

You've got a card, Sire.

King Dedede

Huh? Somebody appreciates me too.

Escargoon

Here. Let's see. It's a bill from Nightmare Enterprises. They want 9 million D-Bills for that monster.

King Dedede

[whimpers, then cries loudly] THEY ONLY APPRECIATE MY MONEY!!

Sire!

King Dedede

What's wrong?

Emergency! Kirby's attacking the castle!

King Dedede

He is?!

Sound the call for reinforcements!

King Dedede

I'll show that runt.

Escargoon

If we try to take on Kirby without Heavy Anaconda's help we might accidentally unleash the Demon Frog and who knows what it'll do!

King Dedede

[to Escargoon] I DIDN'T ASK YOUR OPINION! [as he used the tape to taping Escargoon's mouth] Keep your yappin' shut! Hey! [laughs] I'm gonna use this tape to stick it to Kirby!