A character in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
N.M.E. Sales Guy
Kirby: Right Back at Ya! · 920 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!: in 77 of its 920 quotes
Most scenes with: King Dedede (41), Escargoon (30), Tiff (8)
Why, just last night I was working at my desk burning up the midnight oil!
Did... I just hear you say you were working?
Yep! I spent hours at my PC!
And he almost got it turned on, too! [laughs before getting hammered by Dedede]
[Dedede’s monitor turned on, revealing the N.M.E. Sales Guy in the trash pile that he and Escargoon sent over.]
With all due respect, D, what's with making us your trash stash?
Ain’t got nowhere else to put it.
[shows the N.M.E monster catalogue book page to the N.M.E Sales Guy] I want one of these transforming robot monsters!
Don't forget our frequent buyer discount!
I'd give you that discount if you weren't so frequently late with the blingy!
I have been a little slow to pay. I'll settle my bill when the economy picks up!
That's about as likely to happen as me picking you up.
SEND THAT ROBOT!
My new cartoon's premierin' in two days?!
You better get moving, Triple D! A hole opened up in our network's schedule for the day after tomorrow!
We can't produce a cartoon in 48 hours!
Don't worry, we'll wiggle out of this one somehow.
According to our contract, if you don't finish the cartoon on time you won't get your production money back!
I done got swindled here! [Escargoon exclaims] We gotta find them three guys.
Uh-huh. [He and Dedede run off]
See? We're crackin' the whip on 'em!
Them animators is under total control now. I ain't gonna let 'em out the dungeon 'till they got my cartoon finished!
But they look miserable in there.
These animators like they're dangerous animals.
I think that there's an insult!
Yeah, animals aren't that bad.
[Dedede and Escargoon laughing]
They could be drawing whatever they want to.
Did you check on them to make sure they're drawing you?
Let me see!
Later!
[Bony exclaims] I want to look at what you're doing!
[King Dedede and Escargoon discovers the sketches of Tiff that his three boys were working on]
See, I told you so.
She's right, they haven't made any drawings of you!
NO WAY!!! How can this show be about me if i ain't in it!
They can't redo the cartoon in one day.
Only way to make the broadcast is to force the Cappies to do it!
Don't bet on it, the Cappies would never work for you again.
They learned their lesson last time.
[angrily growling in furious. He runs off] Let's go talk to the Salesman!
Aww, having production problems?
Those animators you sent won't obey our orders!
They makin' the show all about Tiff!
If we don't get your cartoon tomorrow there's a penalty.
Don't blame me, it's them animation freaks fault!
The only way we can deliver on time is if you send us the fastest animator ever.
Make it quick, there ain't time to lose!
Oh dear.
He's worse than heartburn.
[Kirby crashes into Cappy Town; charred, but he still okay after the watermelon bombs explode inside]
Kirby.
Oh no.
He looks barbecued.
Imagine someone doing such an awful thing.
[angry] DEDEDE'S GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!!
Oh.
Yeah, he can't get away with turning Kirby into a firework!
I'm having an idea on how to get them back! And I'll need you all to help me!
[All the Cappies exclaim in once]
If he thinks these pranks is funny he's dead wrong!
[Cut to King Dedede and Escargoon in a throne room]
[laughing] So you think Kirby liked his present?
He was blown away by it, Sire.
[laughing] You know I almost feel sorry for that pink pea brain. Maybe I should get him a little thank you gift for being such a good sport.
Huh?
In the market for a monster, Big D?
No thanks, I played a dynamite trick on Kirby and now I want to buy him a nice present.
You're joking, right?
Maybe a box of chocolate-covered watermelons, or a toy, or maybe a t-shirt that says "poyo" on it.
And wrap it up really pretty too.
You sure you guys are feeling all right?
Hush-up! Just send me a present for Kirby or I'll never order a monster from you again!
I'll do the best I can, Your Majesty...
[laughs, offscreen] That's more like it!
[runs into the throne room] A message for you, Sire!
Who's it from?
It's from Tiff. She's inviting us to Kirby's memorial service.
His what?
I regret to inform you that Kirby is gone. We're gathering to bid farewell to him this afternoon. Please, join us to pay our last respects.
[At night, Dedede's castle]
[offscreen] I ain't gonna let Kirby to show me up.
This is a surprise, D-Meister. Why the late night call?
Tell me who's the baddest bad guy in Dream Land?!
Is that a trick question?
You're supposed to say it's me!
I'd agree with that.
But them Cappies thinks it's Kirby!
No. How come? [As Dedede angrily growls]
HE SMASHED UP CAPPY TOWN!!
But Kirby's a good guy.
[As Dedede growls furiously] He's tearing through this kingdom on a debris spree!
[laughs] Sounds to me like Kirby found your Demon Frog.
My Demon Frog?
Don't you recall the monster you ordered a couple months back? [imitates frog noises]
Yeah. Now I remember that frog.
[End of flashback]
Ah, you mean that frog?
Sunk right into Kirby?
If the Demon Frog really is inside Kirby, then there's no way he can be held responsible for attacking Cappy Town, because it was really the Demon Frog forcing him to do it.
[cut to where Meta Knight, Tiff, and Tuff eavesdrop and learn the reason for Kirby's evil behavior]
[offscreen] I get it.
[offscreen] Kirby's being controlled by that evil amphibian.
[whispered] I should have guessed Nightmare Enterprises did this!
[whispered] We must find a way to make that Demon Frog leave Kirby.
[whispered] Let's go and find Kirby.
[whispered] Yeah! [She, Tuff, and Meta Knight runs off]
It's a phone.
That isn't just an ordinary phone, Your Majesty. [Dedede's phone starts ringing with a familiar-sounding ringtone, and Dedede opens his phone to find Kirby and another familiar-sounding ringtone, this one being a remix of the theme song]
Hey, what's that pink stinker doin' in there?!
And what's with that annoying music?!
[laughs] Nobody would ever suspect that you'd use a Kirby phone to call Nightmare Enterprises.
Great idea!
I wouldn't be surprised if we even get stuck with a phone bill.
Hey, Big D. What's shakin'?
ME! You just blowed up my monster transmitter!
And you nearly got us, too!
Our tracking systems have picked up some sort of battleship coming out of a wormhole one light year away. It appears that Kirby and Meta Knight have decided to attack us with their puny little battle barge.
They are growing desperate. They'll realize I have them beaten. I was hoping they'd be foolish enough to attack, so I've prepared a surprise for them.
The capsule's set, sir. I'll send it on its way. [sends out a capsule containing Heavy Lobster]
I think we got ourselves a monster!
Hey, there must be some mistake. I didn't order no monster from ya!
We sent this monster to you for free, Your Majesty.
Well I don't want no favors from ya, so just take it all back, ya hear?!
You ain't nothin' but a cheap chizzlin' cheater and now we gonna settle the score with ya.
Can't we just talk this over?
It's too late! We just found your space fortress and now we gonna make a sneak attack!
Thanks for the tip off, Big D. [to the other members of N.M.E.] Prepare for attack. Launch all Destraya ships immediately! [signs out]
Hey, that chump just hung up on me!
You're the one who's the chump!
Thanks to you, they know our whole plan now.
[he and Dedede are shocked by what Tiff & Tuff just said] That sales guy just tricked you again, sire.
[Laughs] Least I don't have to pay that phone bill.
I guess Kirby's gonna beat us once and for all, Sire.
[Dedede's cell phone starts ringing]
What's that sound?
Your phone. [Dedede pulls out his phone and fumbles it between his hands] Ugh, that music's annoying, I wish you'd put it on vibrate. [Dedede catches his phone and opens it]
[laugher] Hey there! Are you ready to surrender yet, Your Majesty?
You bet we are!
I ain't never gonna wave no white flag!
Forget about His Highness, can you at least save me!?
If you'd like to negotiate, you'll have to speak with my boss. [reveals Nightmare, who laughs evilly and hypnotizes both Dedede and Escargoon]
Thanks for the special delivery.
I know that voice. You're the sales dude!
We've never actually seen you in person before.
Well you're in for a little surprise. [turns his chair around, and, to the surprise of Tiff, Dedede, and Escargoon, reveals that he has stubby feet similar to other Kirby characters and is only about as tall as Escargoon]
You look a lot taller on the TV screen.
You're almost as shrimpy as Kirby.
[laughs] I may be shrimpy, but I'm a whale of a salesman. And now, we'll take the kid. [Nightmare grabs Tiff]
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EscargoonNaoki Tatsuta · 286 quotes
TTiff254 quotes
TTuff174 quotes
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